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Has anyone got anything worse than the Daily Mail?

It's vile, vulgar, racist, insert other similar here. It pays not to get worked up by it of course.

Other countries got a similar thing going on?

No links please, let's not support them.

 

What about Japan?

 

Things the Mail and its readers believe are true

 

 

I'm not a racist but...

You're a persecuted taxpayer and all your taxes are being wasted, and you live in hell-hole Britain.

It's not right that anybody migrates to the UK, but it's perfectly okay for Daily Mail readers to be immigrants in other countries (and continue their moaning from there).

Only Daily Mail readers can use their fundamental EU right to free movement of persons (and expatriate elsewhere in the EU) and nag about how Britain should leave the EU.

Only Daily Mail readers can use their fundamental EU right to free movement of persons and goods by frequently Channel-hopping to the continent and bringing back (and selling for profit which cheats the taxman despite being the first to moan about southern europeans not paying tax) numerous goods upon their return, but want Britain out of the EU at the same time.

Hitler had the right idea about travellers.

He's only saying what a lot of people are thinking!

But we're expected to applaud and agree every time someone claims that the European Union is a good thing. Because that was Hitler and Himmler's idea as well.

PC brigade overreacting again.

Not everything Hitler did was bad. If he just stuck to his plans of creating a greater Germany without the need to put the Jews and other perceived undesirables up the chimney this world would be a much better place.

For goodness sake you can't open your mouth these days can you?

Anything wrong in Britain currently and post-May 2010 is the fault of Labour, and was therefore in perfect working order before/until May 1997.

Political incorrectness miraculously stopped once David Cameron became Prime Minister...oh no wait, there's still the pesky public sector we can blame, just to give us something to moan about.

Nick Griffin has been saying this for years.

Quentin Letts writes amazing, informed and cutting edge articles...and isn't at all biased in any direction.

Polluting the environment is necessary and a duty of all human beings.

Muslims are taking over...and fast.

When are the British people going to wake up (and protest about what I'm angry about because I'm too lazy to do so myself)?

What I'd like to do to this person cannot be published.

Whoever breaks the law should be hung after being mercilessly tortured, but when a Mail reader sells a story about being (legally) clamped or fined, then it is the parking attendant / traffic warden / clamper who should be punished.

They were the perfect youths when they were young; the younger generations of today are spoilt, ignorant and ill-mannered.

The Daily Mail is in a position to criticise the Met Office and make its own, miles more accurate weather howlers predictions.

The Driver Is Always The Victim (unless he is foreign or if he commits a motoring offence that is relatively rare here but common on the continent (i.e. riding a motorbike without a helmet, overtaking two abreast over double white lines, manoeuvering round pedestrians crossing at zebra crossings without stopping, double parking etc.

Everything has the potential to give you cancer.

Everything has the potential to cure you from cancer.

Homosexuals all know each other and work together to promote "buggery" and other vices.

The BBC is run by homosexuals, jews , communists and muslims

That the UK benefit system is the most generous in the world and the sole reason that anyone migrates to its shores. Anyone not born in the UK who claims benefits is a scrounger who should be deported, even if they have worked here for 10yrs.

Paying income tax is actually more oppressive than being taken into a cell and beaten up. Inheritance tax is even worse. But still not as bad as the council refusing to collect your bins every four hours.

The first European settlers to the British Isles never existed.

It is illegal to fly a Union Jack or celebrate St George's Day without permission from the council. If you do you can be arrested. However, if an immigrant wants to paint a mural of Osama bin Laden with "Death to the Infidels" underneath it they will be given money to do so by the local council.

In a collision between a speeding car and a pedestrian, it's not the speed which kills, but rather the inability of the driver to control his/her vehicle.

Speed cameras don't save lives or calm traffic.

Daily Mail readers are the only species on British soil paying taxes, so forget about tourists, foreign workers/investors and international students.

The 'Human Rights Act' exists only to furnish convicted child murderers with cushy, Xbox and Plasma-TV filled 'cells'.

If a white person and a non-white person apply for the same job the State makes the poor employer pick the brown person against his will, even if the brown fella is an unqualified, blind, comatosed ex-street sweeper and the job is Neurosurgery.

If a crime is committed by an immigrant it is much worse than if the same crime was committed by a native briton. If the immigrant was here illegaly, the severity of the crime is automatically increased tenfold.

When white people run businesses they are hard-working risk-takers who deserve their riches. When hook-nosed darker races do the same they are scheming, greedy cabalists working together to exploit and extort.

There's nothing to fear when you've got nothing to hide. (Apart from that small lizard penis.)

It is extremely difficult to run a business in the UK because Labour (who are controlled by homosexuals and trade unionists) have tied them all up in red tape. Any and all success in the UK economy from 1997-present was the result of the previous Government. Conversely, the banking crisis had nothing to do with previous Conservative policies. Especially Thatcher's.

Chile under Augusto Pinochet was actually freer than Britain under Labour. This was because, once you set aside minor issues like torture, murder, rape, banning of political activity and military-controlled government businesses had less red tape to deal with and there were no speed cameras to entrap and victimise motorists.

The Anglo-Saxon Race English-speaking peoples of the world are essentially united in all things and any disagreements are the results of infiltration by jews, homosexuals, muslims and atheists. Whist America currently leads the reich unofficial community of english-speaking nations this anomaly will be corrected in time.

Whilst there is a need to crack down on crime this does not apply to speeding drivers or those killed or injured by so-called "corporate negligence" because anyone injured by the former should have damn well looked where they were going and those who regard the latter as victims of crime simply don't understand business.

When Melanie Philips claims that all Muslims are involved in a conspiracy to infiltrate and destroy Christian Europe she is not comparable to the likes of Slobodan Milosevic and others in that region who may have claimed similar things as they were dirty continental Slavs with hate-clouded brains and she is an clear-thinking Briton telling it like it is. If you can't understand the difference then you are a fool!

The police are powerless to tackle serious criminals because the courts are full to bursting of (white) cornershop owners on trial for selling hot cross buns in flagrant breach of the law banning Christianity.

If a young person assaults a pensioner it is a disgraceful crime deserving of a long spell in prison (but under New Labour, the prison will be like a holiday camp.) If a pensioner assaults a child, it's all right because the child probably deserved it for being a feral outlaw (and the prison New Labour send the pensioner to will be a terrifying Victorian oubliette.)

It is not hypocritical to fiercely defend the Middle Class and then immediately attack the "metropolitan elite"

That post office owners who deny immigrants the use of an essential public service just because learning fluent English in a few months is out of their grasp are fully integrated British patriots, whereas Frenchmen who get stroppy at being constantly addressed in God-awful Franglais are simply bloody-minded Continentals who should learn English anyway.

That the population of the UK is actually 30 million higher than official government statistics in order to obfuscate the magnitude of immigration that has blighted this country since the 50s.

Anyone to the left of Thatcher supports an "open-door immigration policy".

Any and all editorials or columnists who echo BNP policy and literature are immediately cleared of any association by referring to the BNP as "vile" or "knuckle-dragging yobs".

The term "Paki" is not racist. In particular, it's not racist if the Royal Family say it, it's just "banter".

Muslim countries are savage and there are absolutely no churches in the Middle East, therefore Britain should follow the exact same example and not allow Muslims to build mosques here.

As long as Capitalism works in the interest of the British middle-class then it should be wholeheartedly supported with any opposition being written-off as "Marxist". However, if Capitalism works against the interest of the British middle-class then its practitioners become a gang of greedy, amoral yahoos.

Women who have more than one of: a career, children, attractiveness, intelligence, weight loss, weight gain, enjoyment of life; are evil and responsible for the end of society

Paedophiles are given Viagra by the NHS because of political correctness declaring them a minority. Additionally, they are housed under witness protection which means they get to reside in luxury mansions in Spain. All this while hard-working middle class families have to pay their way when they cannot afford mansions. Or Viagra.

Young children should be mercilessly caned at school and smacked at home and verbally abused for the heinous crime of acting like children and expressing themselves. This will ensure that they will instantly stop all bad behaviour and will never learn to use intimidation or violence to get their own way

If you don't like paying income tax, hate speed cameras and think you should be able to smoke in a pub you are a "libertarian". Your support for the death penalty, Royal family, "authorities" when they administer a kicking to students or foreigners, Christian social values and your tendency to bully your family definitely do not conflict with this, it's just you freely expressing your free desire to freely tell other people what to do.

The blog you write from your ****ing garden shed is at the forefront of a revolution; it's not just read by ten other fat angry bald middle-aged men who sound-off about "Brussels" and Gordon Brown in the comments section. The fluttering St George's cross, picture of a knight in armour and picture of people smoking in a pub on the masthead with "BAN THIS EUSSR!" across it in white letters make you look serious and grown-up. Also, the fact that your site gets loads of hits and supportive comments from people calling themselves thinks like "White_and_proud1" and "BNP_Mike" means nothing.

Unaffordable housing and the lack of council housing is entirely the fault of asylum seekers, immigrunts and teenage mothers who are all given 7 bedroom mansions for free (with a free car and 2 forrin holidays a year naturellement) and has nothing whatsoever to do with the Tories selling the council houses off in the 80's and stopping new ones from being built.

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Moderately amusing. More annoying.  And if one of these goons doesn't have the cajones to let the homosexual folk marry each other if they want to, then I think my head is going to implode.

There are probably some just as bad.

 

The big difference being just how many people read it. And the website is one of the most visited news sites there is. I shudder thinking about it.

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Australia is full of crap papers and unsurprisingly they are generally the most popular and mostly owned by Murdoch. In some cities you don't have any choice either. It's sensationalised, right wing biased tabloid crap or nothing. Probably the worst in Aus is the Courier Mail in Brisbane. The West Australian is almost as bad being little more than a vehicle for conservative propaganda.

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I was at the doctors surgery today....read the West. Not a political piece that I noticed. Just local news and Olympics coverage. Nothing like the tabloid rags Brit-gob is referring to.

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I have to agree with Mamabear on this one GN, the only thing they normally report on over here is AFL news :stir:

 

But seriously, the West does lack intelligent reporting, but that is more or less the same with most newspapers these days. There is definitely a bias towards the right when there is an article about a political issue though, but fortunately that only happens about once a month.

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But holy crappola if I forget to take my iPad when I go to the hairdresser or wherever I get the 'pleasure' of women's magazines.

What a load of tosh they serve up in glossy pics and call it journalism. Horrendous!

Given the march of age and a requirement for regular re-acquisition of my 'natural' hair colour, I get lots of opportunities to either browse the forums (smart and organized) or read said publications (very dumb and full of regret for not being organized).

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You read the Courier Mail and the West Australian regularly?

 

The West Australian not a whole lot. What little I've seen hasn't exactly impressed. Just fluff for those who don't like to think too hard. Sums up most in WA I'd say.

The Courier Mail. Unfortunately more familiar with this. Numbnut conservatives are always linking articles from it. People with half a brain would steer well clear of it if they could and certainly not give credence to much of what is written in it. Of course we're talking about Qld'ers here. Well at least you guys got exactly what you deserved with your new premier. Enjoy! :sj-lol:

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Neither can I.

And ones that used to be decent, Guardian coming to mind, have taken a real nose dive of late.

I think they are all struggling.... apart from stuff like the Mail.

Scary shit hey.

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What I've found scary in Aus is what people have got used to and now appear to accept as normal from the media. It's sort of like when you have a young child, as you are with them constantly you don't really notice how quickly they are changing but take them to see a relative who hasn't seen them for a few months and they'll exclaim about how much they've grown. My being away from Aus for so many years has allowed me to see just how much the quality of our media has declined and how far to the right so much of it has gone. I also love how people seem to think that they are unaffected by such things. But we all know that marketing and advertising can be extremely effective if done well. Sales of a product can increase 30% or more within days of a good marketing campaign. Well in Aus 70% of our media is owned by Murdoch who we all know uses his media empire as tool for marketing conservative ideology and a fair portion of that remaining is significantly owned by mining magnates worth billions who unashamedly admit their investments in the media are to have influence over public opinion to further their own business interests. And in places like WA and Qld they have virtually no alternative to this right wing agenda. It's what they actually seem to now consider normal reporting. And anything that is not extreme right wing seems to now be considered biased to the left meaning even those last remaining pockets of somewhat unbiased media that present a reasonbly centred view are branded as being biased to the left.

 

So it's little wonder that even though things have never really been much better in Aus, we have moderate economic growth, low interest rates, low inflation, low unemplpoyment, low sovereign debt and all this happening when much of the rest of the world has gone into recession or worse and yet ask the average Aussie and most will tell you a completely different story. To me there seems to be a total disconnect from reality driven by the conservative media and over time accepted by the mindless sheep that most Aussies now appear to be. It really is difficult to live in such a country when your mind hasn't been infected like everyone else due to such a long absence. It's like being sober at a party where everyone else is drunk. None of them can see how stupid they are being.

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So it's little wonder that even though things have never really been much better in Aus, we have moderate economic growth, low interest rates, low inflation, low unemplpoyment, low sovereign debt and all this happening when much of the rest of the world has gone into recession or worse and yet ask the average Aussie and most will tell you a completely different story. To me there seems to be a total disconnect from reality driven by the conservative media and over time accepted by the mindless sheep that most Aussies now appear to be. It really is difficult to live in such a country when your mind hasn't been infected like everyone else due to such a long absence. It's like being sober at a party where everyone else is drunk. None of them can see how stupid they are being.

I live in WA.

Admittedly I don't talk to every man woman and child in WA, but I do chat with a fair cross section...and none of them would give me a different 'story'. We brainwashed masses in the West are aware that Australia has weathered the GFC storm very well, and we are also aware that our state hs weathered the storm a lot better than many others. No illusions.

Where do you get this impression from?

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Where? Same as you I dare say. Talking to people. Seeing what Aussies write in numerous forums. Seeing and hearing comments from people continually that just seem to parrot exactly what's been written in the conservative media the day before. As I say MB I believe I see Aus from a very difference point of view than most of those who've continuously lived here over the last decade. I'm not surprised you don't see what I do. ;)

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I am sure you DO see things differently after having lived in Japan for so long, living (or even traveling overseas) can make a huge impact on the way we see the world around us.

 

I propose however that the contributors to online forums on political issues do not represent an average cross section of the community.

What are the forums? Ski forums will bring a fair few right leaning into the political debate, news forums will bring the extremes who are highly motivated to have a say...

 

Having counted the actual ballot papers resulting from polling (for the last 26 years as required) the spread is much more even than your brainwashed theory would suggest. We may have returned a conservative state goverrnment at the last election (new election coming up in March), but even in strong safe seats there was a large labor or left leaning vote.

 

There is a proliferation of GetUp materials out there in WA, a deadset lefties propaganda machine... And it is eaten up by the public.

Six of one; half dozen of the other methinks....

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You read the Courier Mail and the West Australian regularly?

 

The West Australian not a whole lot. What little I've seen hasn't exactly impressed. Just fluff for those who don't like to think too hard. Sums up most in WA I'd say.

The Courier Mail. Unfortunately more familiar with this. Numbnut conservatives are always linking articles from it. People with half a brain would steer well clear of it if they could and certainly not give credence to much of what is written in it. Of course we're talking about Qld'ers here. Well at least you guys got exactly what you deserved with your new premier. Enjoy! :sj-lol:

 

Yes we did get what we deserved - thanks to tens of thousands of disenchanted former labour voters who could not stand any more of Blighs wasteful follies and switched camp. Many many long time, died in the wool labourite's voted conservative for the first time.

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What I've found scary in Aus is what people have got used to and now appear to accept as normal from the media. It's sort of like when you have a young child, as you are with them constantly you don't really notice how quickly they are changing but take them to see a relative who hasn't seen them for a few months and they'll exclaim about how much they've grown. My being away from Aus for so many years has allowed me to see just how much the quality of our media has declined and how far to the right so much of it has gone. I also love how people seem to think that they are unaffected by such things. But we all know that marketing and advertising can be extremely effective if done well. Sales of a product can increase 30% or more within days of a good marketing campaign. Well in Aus 70% of our media is owned by Murdoch who we all know uses his media empire as tool for marketing conservative ideology and a fair portion of that remaining is significantly owned by mining magnates worth billions who unashamedly admit their investments in the media are to have influence over public opinion to further their own business interests. And in places like WA and Qld they have virtually no alternative to this right wing agenda. It's what they actually seem to now consider normal reporting. And anything that is not extreme right wing seems to now be considered biased to the left meaning even those last remaining pockets of somewhat unbiased media that present a reasonbly centred view are branded as being biased to the left.

 

So it's little wonder that even though things have never really been much better in Aus, we have moderate economic growth, low interest rates, low inflation, low unemplpoyment, low sovereign debt and all this happening when much of the rest of the world has gone into recession or worse and yet ask the average Aussie and most will tell you a completely different story. To me there seems to be a total disconnect from reality driven by the conservative media and over time accepted by the mindless sheep that most Aussies now appear to be. It really is difficult to live in such a country when your mind hasn't been infected like everyone else due to such a long absence. It's like being sober at a party where everyone else is drunk. None of them can see how stupid they are being.

Not that the media in NZ is much better, but when I moved to WA 3 1/2 years ago, I was quite suprised about the lack of quality in journalism here, particularly TV journalism. The trash that is trollied out during the 6 o clock news, let alone what today tonight and a current affair produce is amazing. The fact that people seem to eat this stuff up is incredible. The worst part is, they pass off paid advertorial content as if it was news content.

 

The only worthwhile TV news / current affairs type shows are on the ABC or SBS, and even some of them could do with a bit of improvement IMHO.

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Can't think of many newspapers that aren't crap

This, in spades!

 

Most news outlets, whether print, radio or television, are tainted by the political bias of the owner, whether they admit it or not!

 

That's the reason I am so pleased that Gina Reinhart (sp?) failed in her "bid" to take over the News Network in Oz. The News organisation is bad enough, but with GR at the controls, it would have turned into a mouthpiece for the "super big" end of town and the mining lobby!

 

I'm happy to watch/read the news from any outlet, but always look with a filter that deletes bias from the reporting. (Not always easy!)

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I think a lots of Aussies don't realize that what they are watching/reading is a 'product'. Therefore the content needs to be entertaining.

Outrage is normally a good seller. Power prices, Asylum seekers , politicians wasting money, that sort of thing.

I think we are fairing a lot better than other countries though. The ABC has a lot of interesting unbiased news content like Insight, Q &A, Four corners, Foreign correspondent etc. It's just that they can't compete with all the other trivial camp on commercial networks.

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Actually this is worth a shufty.

 

http://botherer.org/...racism-is-fine/

 

Just looking at one recent example of how the dm throws out it's poisonous bile......

 

That particular example is geniunely outrageous. It shouldn't be excused away or lightly forgiven.

 

The Mail's website has hit on a sublime formula of vitriol on the left and celebrity tottie on the right.

It's depressing to see it suck so many folks in.

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I'm happy to watch/read the news from any outlet, but always look with a filter that deletes bias from the reporting. (Not always easy!)

Yep, it's a bit like junk food. We all know it's crap but eat it anyway. I don't think there are too many people here that lap up whatever's served to them. Aussies generally have a healthy dose of scepticizm. That's why politicians are greeted in public with boo's and cheers rather than cheers and pomm Pomms like in the US

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Mantas people on the whole anywhere in the world are dumb as dog shit and Australia is no exception. People like to think that they are not swayed by things like advertising and propaganda in the media but demonstrably they are which is why billions and billions are spent on advertising and mining magnates are spending 100's of millions currently attempting to buy influence on the boards of prominent media companies. Don't kid yourself. We may well have a healthy dose of scepticism when it comes to politicians but I don't think we have anywhere near the same healthy scepticism of media outlets which in many cases have become little more than campaign platforms for political ideologies and represent to us the politics and politicians in a completely subjective manner which has nothing to do with providing us with news. Obviously not everyone is influenced by it but there's enough who are that popular media can and does have a massive influence over what people think. And when so much of that media is owned by those who frankly could be described as little better than right wing extremists I reckon we should all be worried and certainly a hell of lot more sceptical. I see this country going further and further to the right. Soon enough we will be like the US I reckon with all the associated social issues they have. Capitalist utopia here we come! :lol:

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Mantas people on the whole anywhere in the world are dumb as dog shit and Australia is no exception.

Whoaa? Great opening line.

That's a failrly elitest view for someone obviously from the left side of politics. You would get a gernsey on Jiohn Howard's dream team.

Lazyness and dumbness aren't the same thing. Most people know what's going on but couldn't be arsed to do anything about it or even form an opinion. Probably just as bad I know.

I agree with what yo say about the media. Commercial media that is. They are not a community service. They are a business selling a product just like any other business. I just don't know where you get this idea that everyone except me is as "dumb as dogs shit"

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