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OMG!! - Mick might have been on it when she sat down Hellooooooooo................Mick, are you in there mate?

Might be the only way Mick could slip out

Ponder no more pie-eater. Bond knows it's Blofeld, it's only Blofeld that takes a while to cotton on. It's Bond's disguise, you see. Becoming an Aussie, wearing glasses and speaking dubbed over does

On amazon reviews for products, why do so many people insist on giving something a 1 star rating because amazon packed it badly and it arrived late.

And stuff like that.

Does my head in.

Well, a bit anyway.

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Ponder no more over these re-jigged sayings

 

1.

Don't change horses

until they stop running.

2.

Strike while the

bug is close.

3.

It's always darkest before

Daylight Saving Time.

4.

Never underestimate the power of

termites.

5.

You can lead a horse to water but

how?

6.

Don't bite the hand that

looks dirty.

7.

No news is

impossible.

8.

A miss is as good as a

Mr.

9.

You can't teach an old dog new

math.

10.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll

stink in the morning

11.

Love all, trust

me.

12.

The pen is mightier than the

pigs.

13.

An idle mind is

the best way to relax.

14.

Where there's smoke there's

pollution.

15.

Happy the bride who

gets all the presents.

16.

A penny saved is

not much.

17.

Two's company, three's

the Musketeers.

18.

Don't put off till tomorrow what

you put on to go to bed.

19.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and

you have to blow your nose.

20.

There are none so blind as

Stevie Wonder.

21.

Children should be seen and not

spanked or grounded.

22.

If at first you don't succeed

get new batteries.

23.

You get out of something only what you

see in the picture on the box.

24.

When the blind lead the blind

get out of the way.

25.

A bird in the hand

is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26.

Better late than

pregnant.

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Midges

 

They're a bit ridiculous arent they with their stupid random flying about in a group and being annoying.

 

What purpose do they serve?

 

:grandpa:

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Midges

 

They're a bit ridiculous arent they with their stupid random flying about in a group and being annoying.

 

What purpose do they serve?

 

:grandpa:

 

Wots the difference between them and mozzies? They seem to serve the same pointless purpose!! Midges back home are a real pain if you are out n about in the countryside during summertime

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Same as pie i guess. its just a style of cooking thats become more synonymous with one thing over the other.

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