Alexander L 80 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I think you're very lucky. From the documentary I saw, the couple signed the book at the pub and proceeded. They got into trouble at the rock and waited near their vehicle. Meanwhile the log at the pub got replaced 'cos thy thought it was full and nobody looked picked it up for over a week. The woman decided to walk it out (70 miles) while the dude stayed with the car. Both died. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I would still like to try it. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 And then there was this couple who went camping in the outback(<-wherever that is) with their 6 month old baby. The baby disappeared one night and the couple thought it must've been dingos (<- whatever the **** they be) In the end, the police charged them with murder. (<-WTF? Who would murder their own baby?) Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 A dingo ate my baby!!??!! We got it fixed in town and drove over to and down the east coast in it. Took us all round Australia that did Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 I'm gonna do that. Drive all around the coast of Aus and eat lobsters and abalone all the way. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 11, 2013 Author Share Posted June 11, 2013 You will probably need to allow a few days Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Jim 65 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 Friend of mine did that by motorcycle back in early '80s. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 11, 2013 Share Posted June 11, 2013 he's still not back! Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Jim 65 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 She! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 she back yet? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I was thinking. If Australia and all the other bits in the lower half of the earth get all their wintery snow in summer ( ), why doesn't Santa move Christmas to, say, the end of June for that half of the world. If he did that, he could ease his load (oo-er) in the latter part of the year, and still get to wear his big red thick suit and dress up for cold weather. Shakey's video would also 'fit in' better 'down under'. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 A couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband said, “Honey be very careful when you drive the ball. Don’t knock out any windows, it will cost a fortune to fix.” The wife teed off and shanked it right through the window off the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, “I told you to watch out for the houses. Lets go apologize, and see how much this is going to cost.” They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, “Come in.” They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man sitting on the couch said, “Are you the people that broke that window?” “Yes, sorry about that,” the husband replied. “No actually I want to thank you. I’m a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll give you each one wish and keep one for myself.” “OK, great!” the husband said. “I want a million dollars a year for life.” “No problem, its the least I could do. And you, what do you want?” the genie said, looking at the wife. “I want a house in every country in the world,” said the wife. “Consider it done,” the genie replied. “And what is your wish, genie?” the husband asked. “Well since I have been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife.” The husband looked at the wife and said, “Well we did get a lot of money, and all those houses, honey. I guess I don’t care.” It was OK with the wife too. The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over the, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and asked, “How old are you and your husband?” “He’s 35 and I’m 33,” she replied. “And you both believe in genies? That’s amazing....” Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Why does Jamie Oliver keep saying "whack it in" while cooking? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 14, 2013 Author Share Posted June 14, 2013 Yes a good question I would have thought he would say "toss it in" being a tosser and all Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 he's always tossing salad. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 Talking of which - Juggling - I just don't get it. If you want to keep three or four things up off the ground.....................PUT THEM ON A SHELF !! Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Why do road cyclists wear lycra? They look silly. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Fat ladies in lycra. Need to look the other way. Very dangerous when you're about to cross the road. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 You are looking because you want to see the split happen! That . is . all ! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 there should be less (on display) Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Fat ladies in lycra. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 18, 2013 Author Share Posted June 18, 2013 Do think we will ever see that bycicle seat again? Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Jim 65 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Say `No' to Crack! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Actually that bike looks rather like Mick Rich's Hope he gets it back. Though he might not want it back. Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post hellyer 216 Posted June 18, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 18, 2013 OMG!! - Mick might have been on it when she sat down Hellooooooooo................Mick, are you in there mate? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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