hellyer 216 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Here are 10 points to ponder - feel free to add more Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? - Actually I should have put that one in Questions That Haunt Me Number 2 In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long." Link to post Share on other sites
gozaimaas 61 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 3/10 Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Haha yes I can related to that Number 3. So true. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 17, 2012 Author Share Posted January 17, 2012 I could do with a sandwich right now (see point 8) Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 I'm not too happy with it at the moment Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 it does not care. Link to post Share on other sites
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hellyer 216 Posted January 17, 2012 Author Share Posted January 17, 2012 Another point to ponder The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Explains why so many people on here are bonkers, Feels like I am the only sane person here. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Number 2 In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 19, 2012 Author Share Posted January 19, 2012 Garden Point to Ponder Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 for the ladies. Why don't women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 because none of their beer drinking mates will dob them in? Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 they wont see the ones on the milk cartons ? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there? Link to post Share on other sites
Ross 4 Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Are you the aussie budda word's of wisdom as allway's Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 haha Roscoe 12 sleeps till I get to play Link to post Share on other sites
griller 9 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there? I like that one. Sponges. What's the point, hey? Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte 0 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 I have a sponge in my bathroom... it's not a living creature is it?! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 30, 2012 Author Share Posted June 30, 2012 More Points To Ponder Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags"and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", What does that make the Tennessee Titans ? Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. Link to post Share on other sites
Saitaman 1 Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Evian > Naive I did not realise. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 1, 2012 Author Share Posted July 1, 2012 More points to ponder If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? Remember half the people you know are below average. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Why is the sea salty? Is it because of all the fish sperm? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 1, 2012 Author Share Posted July 1, 2012 They do say sperm tastes salty......................................whoever they are Link to post Share on other sites
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