pie-eater 207 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 That is a good one, Chriselle! Which one..? There are so many... I'm very witty ya know.....that's why the chicks love me. Well, and the good looks, too of course. No doubt! Lots of them, but I was referring to the flammable one then. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 How do blind people know when they're done wiping? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 What was the best thing before sliced bread? unsliced bread, silly!! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 How do blind people know when they're done wiping? you know how the read....right?? texture and touch!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Scratch and sniff.....ish. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 I'm on a roll.... What the hell is a JUMBO shrimp? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 ........... Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 If a chinese man becomes lost does he become a Dis-oriental? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Yet another.... Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? blame Latin. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Why do people say "could care less" instead of "couldn't care less"? Link to post Share on other sites
JellyBelly 1 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Is it ever safe to start a comment "with all due respect......"? Or does it always just sound like the complete opposite. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Why is it called menstruation when only women do it? My theory is the combo of "men" and "frustration". Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Is it ever safe to start a comment "with all due respect......"? Or does it always just sound like the complete opposite. Nah, I know when someone says that, its either a criticism or an insult coming up. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Yes. I'm sure there was probably a time - in more innocent days - when that didn't indicate a bollocking, but those days are pretty much gone. Definitely need to use with care. Unless you want to critisize/insult someone of course! Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Is it ever safe to start a comment "with all due respect......"? Or does it always just sound like the complete opposite. Nah, I know when someone says that, its either a criticism or an insult coming up. Yep,,,,always followed with...You're full of shit. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 How come my farts smell so good and your's don't? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 How come my farts smell so good and your's don't? Because I can drink and you can't. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 How come my farts smell so good? They don't. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 Is it ever safe to start a comment "with all due respect......"? Or does it always just sound like the complete opposite. Yeah it's like when you have been listening to someone for a while and then they say "now let me be honest bla bla bla" WTF - you been lying to me up till now you bustard How often do you hear it on telly especially from football managers - "well to be honest" or "if I'm honest" - WE WANT YOU TO BE FRIGGING HONEST. grrrrrrr Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 "know what I mean?" "innit" "know what I mean?" "innit" "know what I mean?" "innit" "know what I mean?" "innit" How annoying is that? Just let me get my meat cleaver out. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Why do footballers always have to give "one hundred and ten percent"? kidding, right? 100% is the max innit? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Why do people say "could care less" instead of "couldn't care less"? people do say "couldn't care less" Link to post Share on other sites
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