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Why are talent called talent when they have no talent?

Why don't people read the instructions?!   And....   Is it worth spending time writing instructions?  

That.......AND his avatar...

I share your pain about favourite foods Muika and the funny thing is that all my favourites when I was growing up were touted as healthy and nutricious and now they are all bad for us. e.g butter, cream, fatty meats, salt, puddings etc etc

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It doesn't haunt me and I'm not even American, but why was Barack Obama given the Nobel Peace Prize? And what was all that "change" stuff about?

 

When I was a kid, late 60s music that was ten years old at the time sounded ancient, to say nothing of early 60s or 50s music. I hear music now that's ten or fifteen years old and I couldn't tell you whether its new or not.

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Why do you instruct someone to go on the 'left hand side'?

 

Why not the left foot side

or the left ear side

or the left knee side

or the left testicle side

or th...........................

 

Would you point something out with your left testicle? ;)

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Why do you instruct someone to go on the 'left hand side'?

 

Why not the left foot side

or the left ear side

or the left knee side

or the left testicle side

or th...........................

 

Would you point something out with your left testicle? ;)

 

Only my left knee says old Chinese sage Wun Hung Lo :happyshades:

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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?

 

Or is it just me?

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Why do server issues/problems ALWAYS seem to happen at one of these times:

- on a holiday

- really late at night

- when you really need a rest

:confused:

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I sympathise with you David. For many years I was running Holiday Resorts and I could usually count on at leat one or two vital apartment appliances breaking down (Fridge, hot water service, Air con etc) during Christmas or Easter when you can't get replacements or , repairmen. :doh: And if you could get a repaiman it would be at an hourly rate approaching heart surgeons territory.

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Happily, our servers are overseen 24/7 and so any issues are usually sorted out by the people responsible very quickly.

As either myself or one of my colleagues is almost always online somewhere though, there's always a short period of panic/worry when something does happen.

Usually at one of those times I mentioned!

:)

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Why do server issues/problems ALWAYS seem to happen at one of these times:

- on a holiday

- really late at night

- when you really need a rest

:confused:

 

There are little time bombs programmed into the firmware. Great fun for support people.

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All those other buttons are for when your missus has the remote and does the 23,341 channel flick through in 1. 5 minutes and then says - "I dunno know, theres nothing on worth watching"

 

 

 

 

SJ cringes while avoiding angry remote chucking women

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All those other buttons are for when your missus has the remote

There's your first mistake. Women shouldn't be allowed to operate the remote. (this all started when we first let them into the pubs) ;)

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What's up that strange shiver you get when you pee is a strange place?

 

Chriselle, what you call a shiver I call a shake

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