pie-eater 207 Posted May 26, 2012 Author Share Posted May 26, 2012 It makes one wonder if happiness comes from being so fat, ne? Link to post Share on other sites
Jerro 0 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Just read through this thread. Wow. It's hard to believe people let themselves get that huge. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 You'd think there would be a point when they thing, heyup, I'm getting really fat here..... I know if I put on a bit of weight I am conscious of it. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 There was a cracking "Fat News" item on the local news here last night. Can't find anything online. There's so many horribly fat people around now though, it's sickening. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 3, 2012 Author Share Posted June 3, 2012 Latest fat news AT LEAST 200 Britons are too fat to leave their home. Many of the 35st-plus patients are bed-ridden and need four daily visits from healthcare assistants. Medication on top of that takes the cost to £80,000 a year each — leaving the NHS with a £16million care bill. But the real figure is more than likely much higher as the recorded 200 includes only those patients the NHS has kept tabs on. An unknown number are supported by the social care system rather than the clinics and hospitals who record weight data. Last night Tam Fry, of the National Obesity Forum, said: “The number of super-obese people who are housebound is in the hundreds. They are hidden in the care system and no one knows exactly how many there are. It really is a tragedy.” Link to post Share on other sites
klingon 10 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Is that all?!? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 5, 2012 Author Share Posted June 5, 2012 An update of Fat News! ---- Britain's fattest teen to spend next six months in hospital as takeaway owner reveals she ordered up to EIGHT kebabs at a time and spent £5,000 a year in one takeaway Georgia Davis, 19, used her laptop to order takeaways and sneak them past her parents She spent £5,000 a year in just ONE fast food outlet Weight has started to fall off now she is on strict hospital diet - but friends believe she hopes to be out December to enjoy proper Christmas lunch Britain’s fattest teenager will be kept in hospital for at least six months as she tries to shed enough weight to have a gastric band fitted - though her friends have joked she hopes to be out in time to have Christmas dinner. Georgia Davis, 19, who was 63 stone at her heaviest, is being treated for obesity related health problems at Prince Charles Hospital in Merthyr Tydfil, Wales. Friends yesterday revealed how Georgia, 19, is sticking to her strict hospital food diet and is pledging to get back to health - although she will spend the rest of the year in hospital. One friend said: “She has been told she will have three months in hospital before being taken to a special obesity hospital where she could have surgery. “She is very unhappy but knows things have to change if she is going to have any sort of life. “Georgia said she is hoping to be out for Christmas. Knowing her that is all about Christmas lunch - it is one of her favourites.” Georgia had to be cut out of her house in Aberdare, South Wales, to be rushed to hospital for emergency treatment last week. She is due to stay for three months before going to a special obesity clinic 40 miles away at Morriston Hospital in Swansea. Meanwhile, it has emerged that Georgia would order up to eight kebabs at a time from a nearby takeaway where she would run up a bill of £5,000 each year. The teenager used to buy up to 20 kebabs a week - each one containing 2,000 calories - from the fast food restaurant near her home in Aberdare, Wales. The teenager would also order two large 1.5 litre bottles of Coke to wash down her food feasts, a delivery driver revealed. Builders had to demolish the wall of her home so she could be rushed to hospital when she was unable to stand up. Link to post Share on other sites
miller 1 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I quite like a kebab. But 8 kebabs at a time! Got to be made up! Link to post Share on other sites
mina2 6 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 could just do with a good kebab now. Link to post Share on other sites
mina2 6 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 But just the one would be enough! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Can you imagine eating a whole elephant leg of kebab "meat". Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Don't worry folks, the boffins at Tokyo University have this one covered. Japan 'diet glasses' fool wearers into eating less Researchers at the University of Tokyo have developed devices that use computer wizardry and augmented reality to fool the senses and make users feel more satisfied with smaller -- or less appealing -- treats. On one device goggle-mounted cameras send images to a computer, which magnifies the apparent size of the cookie in the image it displays to the wearer while keeping his hand the same size, making the snack appear larger than it actually is. In experiments, volunteers consumed nearly 10 percent less when the biscuits they were eating appeared 50 percent bigger. They ate 15 percent more when cookies were manipulated to look two-thirds of their real size. http://phys.org/news...es-wearers.html Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 New news! ------ The jobless man branded ‘Britain’s most feckless dad’ for fathering 14 children has had another child – and two more are on the way. Jamie Cumming, 34, from Dundee, who lives off benefits, has had 15 children by 13 different women – and is unable to pay maintenance for any of them. Mr Cumming’s 19-year-old ex-girlfriend birth to his latest child, a son, two weeks ago. His current girlfriend, also 19, was last night due to give birth to another boy. A girl of 17 is understood to be expecting his 17th child in the New Year. Mr Cumming’s mother, Lorraine, said last night: ‘He needs to take some responsibility. He’s an embarrassment and I’m having nothing to do with him.’ He first told his mother and his father Harry he was going to become a dad, aged just 17. His girlfriend Kelly Dulley gave birth to a little girl in February 1995 and everyone believed the couple would go on to get married. But once the baby was born, Jamie started a relationship with Kelly's cousin. Their relationship lasted 10 years but the couple struggled to have a baby despite receiving IVF treatment through The NHS. While they were trying for a baby Jamie had managed to father another child with a woman who gave birth to his first son in 1997. She has since moved to France and neither Jamie nor his family have seen her or the child since. Around the same time in 1997, Jamie got another girl pregnant - Kelly's cousin's friend. In November 1998 he fathered another child after a one-night stand with a neighbour's daughter and less than three years later in July 2001 he became a father again. Fourteen months later his sixth child, a boy, arrived and occasionally Jamie gives some money to the boy's mother but does not contribute towards his other children. A few months later he fathered a seventh son and shortly after that in 2002 another woman gave birth to his eighth child, another boy. In 2004 Jamie was in new a relationship and together they have three children - a seven-year-old, a two-year-old and a 13-month-old baby. By December 2007 Jamie's tenth child had arrived and five months later his 11th son was born. Jamie, who has five siblings, also fathered a child with an Australian woman who took their son back with her after she'd given birth. Lorraine regularly keeps in contact with her 14 grandchildren and often meets with their maternal grandparents but she feels humiliated because her son is refusing to raise or support his own children. He often spends Christmas day flitting between each of the women and will sometimes spend his money buying lavish gifts rather than buying food and clothes. Other relatives have pleaded with him to stop fathering children but they believe he is addicted. thought I'd update SJ folks who are obviously wondering what Britain's Greatest Dad is up to and it turns out he hasn't let us down..... A man has appeared in court charged with stabbing a father of four to death outside a pub in Dundee.James Getty, 29, from the Hilltown area of Dundee, was found fatally injured outside the Maltman pub, in the city's Main Street, at about 23:00 on Friday. He was taken to Ninewells Hospital but died a short time later. Thirty-five-old Jamie Cumming was charged with murder and remanded into custody following a brief appearance at Dundee Sheriff Court looks like after scooping last years Top Dad award, he's going for Dundee's Citizen of the year....what a guy Link to post Share on other sites
mina2 6 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 He's a real charmer! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 The good news is he will get plenty of roots in gaol and I don't think he will be the daddy Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Cream of the crop! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 New news! ------ The jobless man branded ‘Britain’s most feckless dad’ for fathering 14 children has had another child – and two more are on the way. Jamie Cumming, 34, from Dundee, who lives off benefits, has had 15 children by 13 different women – and is unable to pay maintenance for any of them. Mr Cumming’s 19-year-old ex-girlfriend birth to his latest child, a son, two weeks ago. His current girlfriend, also 19, was last night due to give birth to another boy. A girl of 17 is understood to be expecting his 17th child in the New Year. Mr Cumming’s mother, Lorraine, said last night: ‘He needs to take some responsibility. He’s an embarrassment and I’m having nothing to do with him.’ He first told his mother and his father Harry he was going to become a dad, aged just 17. His girlfriend Kelly Dulley gave birth to a little girl in February 1995 and everyone believed the couple would go on to get married. But once the baby was born, Jamie started a relationship with Kelly's cousin. Their relationship lasted 10 years but the couple struggled to have a baby despite receiving IVF treatment through The NHS. While they were trying for a baby Jamie had managed to father another child with a woman who gave birth to his first son in 1997. She has since moved to France and neither Jamie nor his family have seen her or the child since. Around the same time in 1997, Jamie got another girl pregnant - Kelly's cousin's friend. In November 1998 he fathered another child after a one-night stand with a neighbour's daughter and less than three years later in July 2001 he became a father again. Fourteen months later his sixth child, a boy, arrived and occasionally Jamie gives some money to the boy's mother but does not contribute towards his other children. A few months later he fathered a seventh son and shortly after that in 2002 another woman gave birth to his eighth child, another boy. In 2004 Jamie was in new a relationship and together they have three children - a seven-year-old, a two-year-old and a 13-month-old baby. By December 2007 Jamie's tenth child had arrived and five months later his 11th son was born. Jamie, who has five siblings, also fathered a child with an Australian woman who took their son back with her after she'd given birth. Lorraine regularly keeps in contact with her 14 grandchildren and often meets with their maternal grandparents but she feels humiliated because her son is refusing to raise or support his own children. He often spends Christmas day flitting between each of the women and will sometimes spend his money buying lavish gifts rather than buying food and clothes. Other relatives have pleaded with him to stop fathering children but they believe he is addicted. thought I'd update SJ folks who are obviously wondering what Britain's Greatest Dad is up to and it turns out he hasn't let us down..... A man has appeared in court charged with stabbing a father of four to death outside a pub in Dundee.James Getty, 29, from the Hilltown area of Dundee, was found fatally injured outside the Maltman pub, in the city's Main Street, at about 23:00 on Friday. He was taken to Ninewells Hospital but died a short time later. Thirty-five-old Jamie Cumming was charged with murder and remanded into custody following a brief appearance at Dundee Sheriff Court looks like after scooping last years Top Dad award, he's going for Dundee's Citizen of the year....what a guy Perhaps James was after one of Jamie's women. Would have been more fitting if it was next to a bus stop rather than outside a pub. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 What will his fine ladyfolk - and kids! - do without him if he gets put in prison!! Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 What will his fine ladyfolk - and kids! - do without him if he gets put in prison!! Think of all the future children that will no longer be... Whoop whoop! More effective than lopping off his family jewels. Link to post Share on other sites
surfarthur 22 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Just a shame there are already 17 or so of his offspring running around the place. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 How about that AND slicing off his cock 'n balls! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Perhaps James was after one of Jamie's women. Would have been more fitting if it was next to a bus stop rather than outside a pub. There is a bus stop right across the road from that particular pub! What will his fine ladyfolk - and kids! - do without him if he gets put in prison!! Think of all the future children that will no longer be... Whoop whoop! More effective than lopping off his family jewels. mmm.....best to lop em off JUST to be sure......there are women Prison guards nowadays!! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 7, 2012 Author Share Posted June 7, 2012 Even more Fat News, all! A cracker this one: ^-------- I want to be the world's biggest bride! Woman, 33, eats 30,000 calories a day to fatten up for wedding (despite already weighing 520lbs) Susanne Eman, 33, from Arizona, dreams of becoming world's biggest woman at goal weight of 1,600lbs Unemployed Susanne gorges on 12-egg omelettes, steak and sausages for breakfast cooked by chef boyfriend Custom-made wedding gown is size XXXXXXXXXL and needed 45ft of chiffon A woman desperate to become the world's biggest bride has embarked upon a 30,000 calorie a day diet in order to achieve her dream. Susanne Eman, 33, weighs in at a staggering 520lbs - but says she needs to fatten up for her wedding day. Unlike most figure-conscious brides-to-be, in preparation for her final wedding dress fitting, Susanne feasted on an enormous breakfast of pancakes, Belgian waffles, hash browns, sausage links, steak, and a giant 12-egg omelette. On the day of her appointment with the seamstress, Susanne and her sister Cassie, who will be Susanne's maid-of-honour when she marries her chef boyfriend, Parker Clack, 35, later this year, made a pit stop for snacks, arriving at the dressmaker's with a spread of three guacamole bacon cheeseburgers, two orders of chili cheese fries, nine tacos, a chocolate shake and a large Coke. The monumental challenge of making a dress to fit the bride's XXXXXXXXXL figure was given to dressmaker Judee Goff, who calculated after measuring Susanne that she would need 45ft of fabric to complete the dress. Now Judee has designed the world's largest wedding gown for her larger than life client, using endless billowing lengths of chiffon and lace to cover Susanne's colossal curves. The one-off gown is so large it takes three people to carry it, and half an hour to lace up at the back. Seamstress Judee, from Paradise Fabrics in Phoenix, Arizona, said: 'Right now, it just fits snugly, and if she gains weight it will lace up looser in the back. 'We've never made a dress like this before. There are no dress patterns this large.' Susanne said: 'When I tried the dress on, it was amazing, I felt like a bride. Susanne, who has given herself ten years to eat her way into the Guinness Book of Records, had believed until recently that she weighed nearly 800lbs after spending a year gorging on fast food, cakes, pasta, pizza, crisps and fatty snacks. Now Susanne has her own goal for the big day: to put on weight. In order to ekep gaining the pounds, Susanne must eat 30,000 calories a day, which she gets from meals cooked for her by her husband-to-be. Note: she looks happy too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUyCRP1DuS0 Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Now Susanne has her own goal for the big day: to put on weight. In order to ekep gaining the pounds, Susanne must eat 30,000 calories a day, which she gets from meals cooked for her by her husband-to-be. Link to post Share on other sites
METAL 0 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Phwoooooaarrrr Link to post Share on other sites
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