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HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Blow Jobs are I have a dilemma... I have friends that we get together with Christmas Eve, we exchange gifts - they have no family locally (or even in the country) - and we are pretty darn close. Their two boys are Water Polo addicts like our guys (they are also boarders). I got a brilliant idea for the kids gifts and ordered heavyweight WP training balls - womens size for the younger kid (U14) and mens size for the older kid (14). I also ordered the same balls for my own two. Order placed Nov 1 with Australian WP Assoc operating out of Tassie. Got the two womens weight ones, but the mens are on back order. Finally got frustrated waiting and rang them last week and it seems they have been on order for 4 months from Mikasa in Tokyo and as far as 'estimated date of delivery' all they can get is they will be ready when they are ready... So highly unlikely to get here by Christmas. Dang! So my dilemma is what to do.??? The older kid is the one MORE into water polo... how can I give the heavyweight training ball (albeit womens size) to his brother and give him some other hasty less well planned option? Do I give him an IOU? Ahhh... the FUN and JOY of Christmas... Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Originally Posted By: Mamabear Blow Jobs are Why, you don't like them Mamabear? Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Well... I suppose if they are tied up with a big red bow then they MIGHT qualify as "Chrissie Pressie Idea;s - 2010", but I prefer to think they are just the icing on the cake so to speak. Gifts people. Gifts! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Obviously, you are not a man. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Money. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 What gave that away? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Or vouchers for blow-jobs. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Originally Posted By: RobBright Money. Is that a suggestion for the 14 yr old? Yeah Money is great for teenagers, but it just wont have the same :Awesome: impact. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Originally Posted By: RobBright Or vouchers for blow-jobs. Now I am sure that would have the :AWESOME: impact. Not sure his parents would be thrilled though. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 What gave it away? This bit Originally Posted By: Mamabear Well... I suppose if they are tied up with a big red bow then they MIGHT qualify as "Chrissie Pressie Idea;s - 2010", but I prefer to think they are just the icing on the cake so to speak. And I always thought your handle name was a bit girly too, Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 BUSTED! Link to post Share on other sites
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thursday 1 Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 GIve him some BJJs Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 18, 2010 Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 I got a toy ATM for the boy. Takes real coins and notes. Has PIN entry and "realistic ATM sounds" Cool. Can scam his savings Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Teaching him early that money comes out of machines on the wall Thursday? LOL Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 18, 2010 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday "realistic ATM sounds" "uuuuu-urgh" "transaction denied due to insufficient funds" Link to post Share on other sites
foreversnow 5 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Went and did most of my christmas shopping today!! Don't get to the shops often MAN there are some great things out there. Cupcake Makers, Soft Serve Ice Cream Makers, Chocolate Fountains - Are you getting the hint I am on a diet and could only see the food Items One of the neatest things I saw was a Miniature Movie style Popcorn maker COOL!! Kikki K - for the neice Target - New pool for the Dog Coles - For the ponies (honey puffs and giant bag of liquorice allsorts) Funky Gumboots - Mum Soap, Chocolates, liquorice, Crossword Puzzles Books - Dad SURPRISE - My Snowhunter (he reads this forum) Bike Shop Voucher & Food Hamper - Nephew 1 Car Voucher & Food Hamper - Nephew 2 Then finish off the rest tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 (honey puffs and giant bag of liquorice allsorts) what's this? Horses liking liquorice n stuff? I've heard of that. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Way to go snowhuntress! I had the opposite experience yesterday - went into a toy store in Freo - and it was the messiest, dirtiest, most cluttered store I have ever been into! It was like a messy childs bedroom. Toys all over the floor. And the customer service was similar, full of promise and smiles, but lacking organization and consistency. I succeeded in my mission of acquiring a birthday gift for a childs birthday that is being held today, but I emerged from the shop with overwhelming feelings of stress. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 I used to work in Toys R Us......Xmas time was a disgusting time of year Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 because you actually had to do some work? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 got little brats coming on 24th. Mine is not a brat, all others are. Got masses of cars, lego, planes, boats, all over the place for gifting them. Been hiding them so's my one dosen't find and destroy. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday got little brats coming on 24th. Mine is not a brat, all others are. Got masses of cars, lego, planes, boats, all over the place for gifting them. Been hiding them so's my one dosen't find and destroy. And they do at that age. Had a friend visit today with her 3 little boys, my youngest had gone to work with his Dad...when he got home he was most grumpy as his perfectly cleaned room ready for Christmas was trashed. Little kids tend to get into EVERYTHING! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 so long as they didn't take his porno DVDs. Link to post Share on other sites
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