scouser 4 Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 If he's expensive and can hit a ball - probably. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 Though having said that, he doesn't sound quite famous enough....... Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Barce can sell Villa at 100% profit after the final. Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I don't want Chelsea to splash out on Torres. He's a great player but very crock-y the last year. No sign of that changing. Bad move. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 They could help being hated less by losing that Terry chav. True mofo. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Once this tiresome World Cup thingy is over, we can hopefully start getting ideas of who's moving where and how our loved teams will be shaping up come mid-August. Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Originally Posted By: rach Once this tiresome World Cup thingy is over, we can hopefully start getting ideas of who's moving where and how our loved teams will be shaping up come mid-August. I'll be thankful to be able to go to bed early and get up late... Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Cristiano Ronaldo calls his son Cristiano Ronaldo. Star! -------- 1) The crying, the temper tantrums... the baby's never going to get any rest with all that racket coming from dad's room. 2) The boy takes after his father - he dribbles constantly. 3) No need to buy any baby oil. Dad's got loads. 4) Ronaldo's hiring someone to look after the baby when he's not there. He's used to working with a Nani. 5) Cristiano can't wait for baby to take his first faltering step-overs. 6) Imagine how proud Ronaldo's going to be when the kid throws his toys out of the pram for the first time. 7) Ronaldo can't wait for the kid's first day at school, on which he'll grass up Kai Rooney for stamping on Ricardo Carvalho Jnr. 8) This is great news for Cristiano. Taking sole custody of a baby born to an unnamed American woman worked out so well for Michael Jackson. 9) Now there will be more than one dummy in the Cristiano Ronaldo house. 10) Let's hope for the mother's sake the baby isn't as big-headed as his dad. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Hargreaves injured - again Owen injured - again Rio injured - again Fergie, you got some pennies to spend on players at all??? Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 That must surely be game over for Hargreaves. He probably can't remember how to play the game. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Don't worry he can still play for Man Utd, in the Connect 4 Championships Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted July 9, 2010 Author Share Posted July 9, 2010 Whats the latest on Mickey Owen then. Not that I reallly care. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 We need a triple facepalm! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 I can't remember if I like Webb or not. He's the copper from Rotherham right? I'm sure he's better than Mr Poll anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 He looks hard. Must be good if better than Mr Poll. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Thank sodding 'ell the WC (ie. toilet) has finished. Now, for the real football. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I fear. I fear that the vuvuhorns will appear in the PL. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I don't think that will happen. People trying to start it up will be assaulted, perhaps violently, by people around them. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Lets hope sense prevails. I could not cope with that lot week in week out. I reckon the people round me will be thinking the same. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 I wouldn't be surprised if the s__holes where they have music on and people waving big flags after goals get vuvuzelas. Bolton, Norwich, Boro, etc. People with them in proper grounds with atmosphere will get very short shrift. Liverpool in for Paul Scharner by the sounds. He gives 100% and is kind of useful, but a Liverpool signing? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 And now back to normal broadcasting. Where's Torres off to? Some place without vuvuhorns perhaps. I really do hope some dickhead with avuvuhorn gets it shoved up his arse and sets an example for the rest of the idiots. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 The hospital? Link to post Share on other sites
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