2pints-mate 0 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 This is not a joke, honest. Quote: Attention all semen enthusiasts! We are very proud to announce the arrival of our new book. Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes. It's the perfect holiday gift for that special cook in your life. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 Quote: Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book! Here's one recipie: ALMOST WHITE RUSSIAN 2 oz Vodka 1 oz Coffee liqueur 1/2 oz semen cream or milk ice cubes Pour vodka, semen and coffee liqueur over ice cubes and top up the glass with milk or cream. MAN MADE OYSTERS Cleaned oyster shells Chilled fresh semen, the more the better Ice Lemon and pepper garnish First clean the oyster shells in cold water. Do not use soap since the shell easily absorbs the nasty taste of soap. Spoon the chilled, fresh semen into each shell. Serve simply on ice with just a squeeze of fresh lemon and maybe a grind of black pepper. Chef's note: A true semen connoisseur might forego the lemon and pepper in favor of the non-adulterated semen flavor. Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 You've got to be shitting me!! Link to post Share on other sites
r45 4 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Quote: Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Link to post Share on other sites
yamayamayama 2 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Here's a preview http://www.lulu.com/preview/paperback-bo...recipes/4956212 I wonder if there are instructions on how to produce the best sperm? Some of those recipies "Cum Creme Caramel" "Spunky Candied Pecans" "Pungent Aioli" Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 I shit you not, Mantas-san. Link to post Share on other sites
IIIII 2 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I was told, can't remember when and why and from who, that eating pineapple was a good idea. Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I am so not hungry anymore... maybe forever. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 You guys really will stop at nothing to convince we girls that it is a good thing to consume! Link to post Share on other sites
Zer0star 0 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 it makes it even more disgusting that this thread was started by '2pints,mate'. excuse me while i throw up... Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 he hasn't got that much. Just ask Bag Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Hey this has nothing to do with me! Link to post Share on other sites
oo 1 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Originally Posted By: Mamabear You guys really will stop at nothing to convince we girls that it is a good thing to consume! Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Excellent! Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Couple of questions come to mind... Is this type of thing cool with vegetarians? How about vegans? Can you get koshure cum? Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Is there a HIV disclaimer ? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Heat kills the virus, you know? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 maybe its like Fugu, only a trained chef can make it safe Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 what quantities are needed? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 a man-sized amount? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I can see some members of the household going without. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Too labour intensive ... Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Lordy dordy. That purin actually looked nice before I knew what we were talking about. Link to post Share on other sites
seemore 66 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 You people are sick Although I know a great Custartd Tart recipe sprinkled with cinnamon that may enhance any semen based recipe. All these flavors are strong and meant to alter the flavour. Thats what the Jiffy lady told me when I was 15 Seemore drink less Link to post Share on other sites
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