grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool. Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby. Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel. A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there. "She is determined to go ahead with the case." Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 The mother is obviously in "de nile". Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 From using a swimming pool filled with sperm? Link to post Share on other sites
snowbender 3 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Originally Posted By: BagOfCrisps The mother is obviously in "de nile". Nice one BofC Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Not surprised having spent some time in Cairo You can catch ANYTHING there. I would not be surprised if some Egyptian lad doesn't claim 'bakshees" for the present. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 daughter is clearly telling porkie-pies to her mother about what she has been up to!! Link to post Share on other sites
Weegeoff 0 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Originally Posted By: BagOfCrisps The mother is obviously in "de nile". I think you are right. I think it Sphynx Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 For that to actually happen, the pool would have had to have been filled entirely with semen! Link to post Share on other sites
AET 0 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Perhaps it was! (you cynic, you!) Link to post Share on other sites
Nisoko 6 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 "A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there". Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 she must have slipped. Link to post Share on other sites
ausi ski bum 1 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Maybe its just the second cuming Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Must have been one hell of a strong little sperm!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Karnidge 2 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 A classic. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 cheers frannyo - a genius comic clip! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 Indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 which film.episode if that clip from btw? Link to post Share on other sites
oblivion 5 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I think it's The Meaning Of Life. As for the original post Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I love Python movies It is indeed The Meaning of Life Link to post Share on other sites
Roger's head 0 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 The series are worth a good look too. Actually I think I prefer the series. As for the original post. There should be some sort of law against such levels of stupidity. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Continuing the Theme The Vanilla pudding Robbery Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.' The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered littlebowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'..... Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 You surely made that up?! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Well no, but, yes but no but yes It must be true a mate emailed it to me Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 it's a joke and it ain't even Friday yet. Link to post Share on other sites
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