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A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

 

Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

 

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

 

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

 

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

 

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

 

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Not surprised having spent some time in Cairo

You can catch ANYTHING there.

 

I would not be surprised if some Egyptian lad doesn't claim 'bakshees" for the present.

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Continuing the Theme veryshocked

 

The

Vanilla pudding Robbery

 

Excerpted

from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about

a bank robbery on March 2.

 

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their

efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

 

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

 

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'

 

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

 

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered littlebowls of pudding.

 

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

 

The newspaper headline read:

 

 

 

 

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS

MORNING'.....

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