grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I couldn't find the old thread and it wasn't quite as clear purpose as this one might be. Last night I watched Ice Spiders. Below is a review that is fairly spot on. It was an absolutely brainbashingly terrible movie, but fun to watch. Skiing in it too, set at a ski resort. So come on lets colleting others for our entertainment lifestyle.s Quote: Without question the most gloriously awful movie I've ever had the honor of seeing The plot of the movie is that some government scientists engineer giant spiders in order to harvest their silk for Department of Defense purposes. The only problem is that one of the scientists tampers with the experiment, the spiders get out, and it's up to a fleet of B-actors to stop them or flap on the ground in a spot where a giant spider will later be edited in killing them trying. This movie enters a qualitative threshold that I did not know could exist. You see, once a film reaches a certain level of "awful," the people involved start to notice (as evidenced by the tongue-in-cheek extra-low budget Adult Swim shows "Saul of the Mole Men" and "Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job"). Somehow, the cast of Ice Spiders was unaware of the lousiness of the film they were making. The only kind of television I've ever seen in my life - which has probably been shortened substantially by the cumulative doses of TV movies I've had over the years - that could rival "Ice Spiders" for quality are commercials made by regional furniture dealerships. Speaking of commercials, kudos to Orkin for their advertising during the world premier of this "film." The computer effects appear to have been designed with software from the 1980s, the acting is beyond awful - and I mean that seriously; some of this comes off like the actors were cold-reading the script - and the overall premise defies description. Thank God I taped it, because somehow I just know that this film can only be enhanced by VHS static lines. It was on Fox SciFi Channel or whatever they call it so no doubt repeated about 340403 times in the next few weeks. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Piranha...top quality!! Pretty sure there is another called Killer Whale but I can't fnd a clip Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Planet of the Apes series. First one was classic but they get really really bad from there. Definitely worth watching. Link to post Share on other sites
PWL 0 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 I enjoyed POTA 2, 3 and 4. Good movies. They don't belong here! Perhaps the remake does though! Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Ice Spiders was hilarious, worst acting ever. Thanks for the recommendation. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Anything that is inside the space ship movie.. I think it started after the aliens... Just people running around in a industry cargo looking set being freaked out with latex monster outfit Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Halloween III: Season of the Witch. So bad, it's good. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Final Destination. Stumbled upon it, but couldn't stop watching. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Originally Posted By: thursday Final Destination. Stumbled upon it, but couldn't stop watching. there a few of em.....they get worse as the number gets higher. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 What a surprise that is! Link to post Share on other sites
miller 1 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 The Sixth Day. Arnie being as bad as he can be. Well creepy Sim Pal toys. Lots more. Oh yes, it's bad. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 That was on Movie Plus the other day - saw it. Yes, very shite movie. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 When Arnie tries to do an 'everyman' kind of character he really shows himself up as being the really really bad actor he is. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Originally Posted By: miller The Sixth Day. Arnie being as bad as he can be. Well creepy Sim Pal toys. Lots more. Oh yes, it's bad. its a crap movie but a pretty interesting premise for a movie, sadly they failed to deliver Link to post Share on other sites
xxx 2 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Yes good idea. Agree probably the worst ever Arnie performance. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I think Commando was the worst ever. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Never seen that. Was it so bad it's good? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 It was so bad, it was a hall of famer Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 NO WAAAAAY!!! Commando is an Arnie legendery movie!! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 Incredible accent work there by Arnie Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 another one I watched today, cheesy but good is Youngblood. Ice Hockey, toothless Canadians and fighting....great!! Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 For terrible terrible movies just turn your skyperfect to Fox Movies channel. It is home of the b (and lower) crappy movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 got rid of my cable at the end of May.....too expensive for no footy on the TV, my mrs hardly watches TV but now I feel like I have a leg missing or something! Don't know what to do with myself, should maybe get off my fat arse and get back into exercising!! Link to post Share on other sites
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