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Demotivators- whatare your favourite ones?

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made famous by Despair.com demotivationl posters are ubiquitous on the net these days are often copied and many aren't really demotivational anymore - more ironic, satirical humourous etc, but follow the style of the originals.

What are your favourite ones?


here are some that make me smile















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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a **** big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of **** fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing **** junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?



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