69 5 Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Google fun typing in the first 3 words and getting some mad search stuff • 5,310,000: How to get pregnant. • 69,400,000: How to make money. • 2,550,000: How to lose friends and alienate people. • 32,600,000: How to get over someone. • 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me. • 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants. • 3,300,000: I have a large uterus. • 256,000,000: I want to die. • 112,000: I hate a lovely bunch of coconuts (lots of swallows surfing the web). • 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much. • 528,000: Why do indians smell. • 63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much. • 680,000: Why do I have green poop. • 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends. • 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea. • 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge. • 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much. • 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas. • 456,000: Why do men have nipples. • 6,000,000: Why men don't call. • 8,380,000: Why men lie. • 11,000,000: Why women have affairs. • 36,500,000: Why women lie. • 94,200,000: Why Obama should be president. • 19,100,000: Why Obama should not be president. • 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot. • 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger. • 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party (at Jason's house, in Jason's pants). • 818,000: I think im pregnant. • 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4. • Almost 800,000,000: Who do I vote for. • 4,980,000: I want a new drug. • 114,000,000: I want a wife (114 million people are nuts). • 783,000: I have one testicle. • 21,900,000: I have one more drink. • 12,400,000: I have three breasts. • 320,000: I have three testicles. • 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends. • 610,000: I have four sides, all opposite sides are parallel, I have no right angles. What am I. • 159,000,000: When to work. • 126,000,000: When to say I love you. • 2,730,000: Sleep is for sissies. • 2,890,000: I smeel like poop. • 1,510,000: What is a recession. • 1,400,000: I have a hard time swallowing. • 338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here. • 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge. Link to post Share on other sites
klingon 10 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I would like to buy a hamburger. I have three testicles. Scaramanga Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Is that a joke? Or do people actually decide to turn to the internet for such "advice"? Link to post Share on other sites
kawanokanako 0 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 what do you do ? so if your resut is "I would like to buy a hamburger" would you google search: I would like ? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 you would need to put in doner kebab Link to post Share on other sites
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