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I hope he does screw up - the whole (democratic) side of America are pinning their hopes on him and only him to save America from financial ruin.

 

Congrats on him to winning though but change takes more than 4 years to do.

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Ironically "Change" is coming but he will be doing his best to stop it!

 

"Change" in the form of a global depression.

 

George W.Bush was incredible, any sensible person knew he was a moron but I think he even managed to do a worse job than the biggest Bush-hater expected.

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There have been some really interesting articles being written about Obama and Bush, the potential of one and the legacy of the other and a lot about the way the left treat and regard their heroes compared to the treatment of those on the right. Seems lefties are able to forgive and forget, but history is somewhat less kind to those on the right. I reckon even with the overly hyped expectations and the potential for disappointment that that invariably brings, Obama could do a Denis Leary and still be loved:

 

....You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable

Hot pink!

With whale skin hub caps

An all leather cow interior

And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights

YEAH!

And I'm gonna drive around in that baby

At 115 miles per hour

Getting one mile per gallon

Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers

And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag

And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side

And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it

You know why?

'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!

Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons

Okay!?

Russia, Germany, Romania

They can have all the Democracy they want

They can have a big Democracy cake walk

Right through the middle of Tienemen Square

And it won't make a lick of difference

Because we got the bombs

Okay!?

John Wayne's not dead

He's frozen!

And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"

And he's gonna be pretty pissed off

You know why?

Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well, multiply that by 15 million times

That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be

I'm gonna get "The Duke"

And John Cassavetes

And Lee Marvin

And Sam Peckinpah

And a case of whiskey

And drive down to Texas…..

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Originally Posted By: The Gimp
There have been some really interesting articles being written about Obama and Bush, the potential of one and the legacy of the other and a lot about the way the left treat and regard their heroes compared to the treatment of those on the right. Seems lefties are able to forgive and forget, but history is somewhat less kind to those on the right. I reckon even with the overly hyped expectations and the potential for disappointment that that invariably brings, Obama could do a Denis Leary and still be loved:

....You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas…..


NO CURE FOR CANCER - I have that CD/DVD, f'ing funny!! rollabout rollabout
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Originally Posted By: gareth_oau
I'm honestly quite amazed that Bush was the best that the republicans could come up with? It really does demonstrate that money talks


less about money and more about the numbers and motivation of the gun totting bible bashing right wing loons in Jesusland I reckon. The really scary thing is that they voted for Bush twice! Once is, ok, one never really knows but twice! I guess if you're the kind of person who still believes in creation in the face of over whelming evidence then it is going to take a while to realise that the guy you've voted in is a knucklehead.

Hi CB - its an oldie but a goodie.
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lol

 

Just saw this

 

Barack Obama has been sworn in as US president for the second time in two days, because one word was given out of order during Tuesday's ceremony.

 

The Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, John Roberts, administered the oath again at the White House.

 

The decision to repeat the oath was taken out of an abundance of caution, an official said.

 

But Mr Obama joked: "We decided it was so much fun...." before adding: "We're going to do it very slowly."

 

In contrast to the first oath-taking, Mr Obama did not swear on a Bible and his wife Michelle was not at his side.

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