JA2340 16 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 and, are the netherlands really from the "nether regions"? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 why are they called Dutch when it should be Hollanders? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Originally Posted By: JA OK, if not extinct, do newts drink alcoholic bevvys? Probably not....they can't handle their drink anyway!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Greenroome 0 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Here's an important one: Where the hell have all the bananas gone? There's usually a huge selection to choose from but for a couple of days the banana section has been bare. Of course there's a perfectly good notice explaining the situation, but my Japanese is light years from perfectly good. I did a bit of monkey-shrugging and eyebrow work at another disappointed punter but he wasn't forthcoming. Link to post Share on other sites
sanjo 2 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 The Snow Monkeys ate them all. Link to post Share on other sites
farquah 0 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 "Can I ask you a question?"<<<Well you didn't really give me much choice there did you!! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 pretend you didn't hear it. Link to post Share on other sites
69 5 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 I have another one. Why are foreigners lazier than Japanese people? (I was asked that today. I wasn't being lazy in any way, honest). Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Originally Posted By: farquah "Can I ask you a question?"<<<Well you didn't really give me much choice there did you!! My answer - Yes, and you have just had the one question you were allowed! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 was it really? Link to post Share on other sites
Nisoko 6 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Why are people going to vote for McCain / Palin? Link to post Share on other sites
cheesewoman 0 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Why do some people not like cheese? Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 There are some nutters aren't there cheesewoman? Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Is 42 the last number? Link to post Share on other sites
Mini Me Tarzan 0 Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Why is 42 written on the bottom of the coffee cream things in Mr Donuts? Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Is 42 important? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 it's the answer Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Is it not the answer to the question of the meaning of life? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 the universe and everything. Earth was supposed to work out the question Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 All stock indexes across the globe shall converge at '42' when the dust settles. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 That won't be too hot for Japan will it! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Might need to be 42000, then! Link to post Share on other sites
Greenroome 0 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Originally Posted By: Greenroome Here's an important one: Where the hell have all the bananas gone? There's usually a huge selection to choose from but for a couple of days the banana section has been bare. Of course there's a perfectly good notice explaining the situation, but my Japanese is light years from perfectly good. I did a bit of monkey-shrugging and eyebrow work at another disappointed punter but he wasn't forthcoming. Okay, only a few minutes left before I close this one folks. I now have the answer. Any last minute takers? Why are there no (or very few) bananas in supermarkets across Sapporo (and maybe other towns)? Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Greenroome, didn't we agree that the monkeys ate them? Link to post Share on other sites
Greenroome 0 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 No, the monkeys are innocent this time. Anyone else? Link to post Share on other sites
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