grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Something to put a smile on your face Link to post Share on other sites
tsondaboy 0 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 classic! Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Respected sir, when I got to the top of the building, I found that the hurricane had knocked down some bricks off the top. So I rigged up a beam, with a pulley, at the top of the building and hoisted up a couple of barrels of bricks. When I had fixed the building, there was a lot of bricks left over. I hoisted the barrel back up again and secured the line at the bottom and then went up and filled the barrel with the extra bricks. Then, I went to the bottom and cast off the rope. Unfortunately, the barrel of bricks was heavier than I was and before I knew what was happening, the barrel started down, jerking me off the ground. I decided to hang on! Halfway up, I met the barrel coming down... and received a severe blow on the shoulder. I then continued to the top, banging my head against the beam and getting my fingers jammed in the pulley! When the barrel hit the ground, it burst it's bottom... allowing all the bricks to spill out. I was now heavier than the barrel and so started down again at high speed! Halfway down... I met the barrel coming up and received severe injury to my shins! When I hit the ground... I landed on the bricks, getting several painful cuts from the sharp edges! At this point... I must have lost my presence of mind... because I let go of the line! The barrel then came down... giving me a very heavy blow and putting me in hospital! I respectfully request 'sick leave'. Link to post Share on other sites
1 4 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 havent seen or heard that for a long long time Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 an oldie but a goldielocks Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 midweek dun need cheering up. Thursdays are always great. Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Originally Posted By: tsondaboy Ripper tsonda! Haven't laughed so much since Grannie got her tits caught in the mangle. Link to post Share on other sites
animal 0 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 classic. animals drum solo Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I know it is Saturday, but, Link to post Share on other sites
HoTRoD 2 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Oops, I don't suppose that will cheer many people up Link to post Share on other sites
echineko 1 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 The first one is so cute! What is it from? Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 The muppets. Link to post Share on other sites
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