grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 phwoooahhh Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Tasty! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 but it has no "cockey's joy" on it!!! How can that be tasty? Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I'm going to have me some crumpet tomorrow night. Link to post Share on other sites
cheeseman 1 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Get some cheese on that! Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 What about a saucy old tart? Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I always squeeze some in me bag when I go home. Yummy yummy. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 somethings just can't be squeezed. Like an old tart. Link to post Share on other sites
gizzmo 0 Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 I found this website because of this thread. (True story!) Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Phwoah http://www.snowjapanforums.com/ubbthreads.php/topics/280731.html#Post280731 Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 good suggestion Bags, dun fancy yours much Link to post Share on other sites
Error404 0 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 She must have eaten a few crumpets, or maybe put a bit too much butter on them. One or the other, or even perhaps both!! :eek: Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 That chair is going to break! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 it looks like a cast iron chair, it will dig into the ground. Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte 0 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 What about for the girls? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 How about this for a cracking crumpet shot Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Quote: As with most baked goods in the UK, there is an almighty bloody row just bubbling beneath the surface over the naming, appearance and origins of crumpets. Some say they are those things with holes in that look like a circular bath sponge, which you cover in butter, jam or something savoury, but others say that they are thin and floppy ? more kitchen scourer than sponge. Those in the Midlands confuse matters further by calling anything vaguely crumpet- like, a pikelet. I mean, can't we all just get along? Crumpet is also slang for an attractive woman, though the word is now more associated with the attractive older woman. The phrase "thinking-man's crumpet" is used to describe celebrities who have both brains and beauty, with Joan Bakewell being the most cited example. Generally, the term applies to a woman who looks as if she may be willing to be a whore in the bedroom, an enthusiastic cook in the kitchen and a jolly useful addition to the pub quiz team. Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 I have to disagree with your quote, pie-eater. I can assure you that in the Midlands, a crumpet is the thing above, thick and crispy with holes. A pikelet is thin and floppy, and is an abhorrence. As for the "thinking man's crumpet": Joanna Lumley. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 crumpets have holes in them? Link to post Share on other sites
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