brit-gob 9 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I'm surprised they can do that. Link to post Share on other sites
masher of moguls 0 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Judgment Day was supposed to happen on April 21, 2011. Skynet was destined to go online a few days earlier, 20:11 on April 19, 2011. Did it not happen then? Link to post Share on other sites
snowbender 3 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 You have to remember masher that both the Resistance and Skynet are trying to interfere with the timeline. So it might have been altered. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Lets turning down the volume. http://www.tokyotimes.jp/post/en/1731/Brit+in+Saitama+arrested+for+disrupting+election+campaign.html Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Originally Posted By: masher of moguls Judgment Day was supposed to happen on April 21, 2011. Skynet was destined to go online a few days earlier, 20:11 on April 19, 2011. Did it not happen then? also the radiation that spread from Japan across the Pacific and infected California must have disrupted Skynet's schedule or at least the Terminators circuits Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Originally Posted By: iiyamadude The Royal Wedding That mad me laugh. I didn't get my invite for this wedding..... I did get an "invite" for Prince Andrew's wedding though, as an 18 or 19 year old (cant remember) lance guard in front of St.James' Palace. Great piss up afterwards! Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I'm off to the wedding on Friday. Hope it doesn't rain! Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 TOP TEN SEX-RELATED SEARCHES Youth (13.5 per cent) Gay (4.7 per cent) MILFs (4.3 per cent) Breasts (4 per cent) Cheating wives (3.4 per cent) Vaginas (2.8 per cent) Penises (2.4 per cent) (Blocked out in the book) Butts (0.9 per cent) Cheerleaders (0.1 per cent Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 Cheerleaders?! Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 Pets should be renamed 'companions', claim animal rights academics (and rats are just 'free living'): Animals should not be described as 'vermin', 'pests' or even 'pets', animal ethicists have decided. Academics say that traditional words used to characterise animals like 'beasts' and 'critters' are derogatory and should be replaced. They say words like 'pests' and 'vermin' should be dropped altogether, and 'pets' replaced by 'companion animals' Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 derogatory to who?? the bloody animal has no idea what word you say!! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver derogatory to who?? The animals, silly! Link to post Share on other sites
JellyBelly 1 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 The new mos burget blt promo images. The reality looks somewhat different. I always wonder how they get away with these images. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 At least we know what we are getting with a Big Mac as they always look just like this Link to post Share on other sites
Nisoko 6 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Here's a real one! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Kate Middleton's Dad cut the lawn yesterday. And here is proof! In other Breaking News, her Mum is considering baking a cake sometime in the near future. Specualation is mounting as to what kind of cake it will be, but we will have more on that as it comes in... Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Apparently Pippa Middleton used the toilet for a double No1+No2 yesterday as well. This was the result of eating lots at the party the night before. She has declined to comment, though rumour has it that a "Summer Peach" spray was needed and an exclusion zone set up immediately afterwards. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Originally Posted By: pie-eater Apparently Pippa Middleton used the toilet for a No1 yesterday as well. This was the result of eating lots at the party the night before. She has declined to comment, though rumour has it that a "Summer Peach" spray was needed and an exclusion zone set up immediately afterwards. A number 1? I think you mean a #2... Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Sorry I edited, it was a No1+No2. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 2, 2011 Author Share Posted May 2, 2011 Do sexy chicks do No2's? I can't believe it! Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 A naked man was spotted racing across a rooftop in Changchun, capital of north-east China's Jilin province after police raided a brothel. The man in question was seen desperately trying to climb down from the building during the raid. The photographer, a high school student visiting a friend nearby, picked up his cameraphone after hearing the chaos outside: "I worried his private parts would be burned by sliding down the rusty pipe." Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 the best news of the day ever!! Link to post Share on other sites
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