LiquidX 0 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 This was on the 2nd page. Thats important news. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 A cow has been caught jumping six feet onto a roof, after the owners thought they had been burgled. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 Neighbour William de Cothi, 17, photographed the animal after he spotted it on the roof about six feet off the ground. The Sixth Form student said: "I was looking out of my window when I saw the cow. "At first I thought that it was an illusion and that it was in the background and not really on the roof. "But after a closer look I could see it was actually on the roof." The teenager added: "I have heard cows can jump quite high, so I think that is how it got up there. "I got my family to come and look later and they laughed. It was absolutely amazing." The house owner in Blagdon, Somerset, called police after getting home to find her roof seriously damaged and smashed tiles as she feared a burglar had tried to break in. Local PC Ray Bradley said: "This was initially recorded on my figures as a burglary so I am glad I can take it off. "If it wasn't for the door-to-door enquires and this photo we wouldn't have found out it was a cow responsible." Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 is that a black angus? nice steaks that. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 That's amazing ! Link to post Share on other sites
foreversnow 5 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 WTF Link to post Share on other sites
SKI 15 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I like cows. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Well we do need those cows for the yummy yogurts hey ski? Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 In The Sun "best for news" this morning Quote: COPS are hunting a pervert who smelt a supermarket worker's BUM at least 20 times. The bespectacled man, who is around 40, repeatedly sneaked up behind a 20-year-old employee on consecutive weekends. CCTV footage shows the 5ft 9in balding ginger weirdo pretending to pick items off shelves before crouching behind the shelf stacker. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 oh dear Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Nasty. Specailly if she's about 20 stone. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 A 20-year-old man has died of stab wounds after apparently taking part in a snowball fight in north Wales. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 25, 2009 Share Posted December 25, 2009 Well, I can only say that the black pig was way outta line and he deserves to have his black ass court marshalled. MOFO. So much for a democratic nation ha? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted January 2, 2010 Author Share Posted January 2, 2010 Why does all the important news dry up over new year. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Because the mindless journo's that are creating this tosh are all out drinking! Link to post Share on other sites
igloo 3 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 they should get back to work! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted January 4, 2010 Author Share Posted January 4, 2010 I agree igloo. From tomorrow perhaps. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted January 4, 2010 Author Share Posted January 4, 2010 I was wrong the important news is beginning to appear, ****'s courtesy of the Daily Mail. Quote: An actor playing Prince Charming in pantomime in Lowestoft has upset locals - by describing the Suffolk seaside resort as a '**** hole'. Owen Woodgate, 25, from London, wrote on blogging website Twitter: '**** hole of a town. Everyone is pregnant. No Starbucks. Hoodies dominate the streets. Poo.' Link to post Share on other sites
BeerTengoku 35 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 It's true though, it is! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Quote: No Starbucks oooohhh....showing his class there! The obvious yardstick as to whether a place is good is if it has its own starbucks!! Link to post Share on other sites
meat 0 Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Cafe Nero would show a higher class hey? Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Starbrokes? you mean! Hot water with a bag of coffee beans waved over the top. Hardly any flavour - need I go on, or do you get my drift? Link to post Share on other sites
Go Native 70 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 Well when you live in Japan Starbucks is pretty damned good compared to most of the crap the Japanese try and pass off as coffee. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 do you think so GN?! Starbucks sucks.....I guess you mean the shte they put in cans here....yeah Starbucks is better than that crap!! BUT thats not saying much. JA I totally agree, Starbucks coffee has no flavour, ts coffee-like liquid. the only tme I like to drink it is at Xmas time when they have the Gingerbread Latte's Link to post Share on other sites
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