grungy-gonads 54 Posted January 18, 2012 Author Share Posted January 18, 2012 Give her some Costa Coffee as well. That's more affordable. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 This morning I drove past my local hardwear store where the owner posts social comment on one of those portable signs out by the kerb His gem this morning; - For sale Italian Depth Finder.... never used. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Costa Concordia: Titanic theme tune played as cruise ship hit rocks The theme tune to Hollywood blockbuster Titanic was playing in the Costa Concordia as it suddenly foundered on rocks, Swiss survivors revealed on Wednesday. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Costa Concordia: captain ‘says he tripped and fell into life boat’ The captain of the crippled Costa Concordia cruise ship, Francesco Schettino, has reportedly said the reason he was in a life boat while thousands of panic-stricken passengers and crew were trying to evacuate was because he “tripped” and fell into the rescue craft. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Costa Concordia: Titanic theme tune played as cruise ship hit rocks The theme tune to Hollywood blockbuster Titanic was playing in the Costa Concordia as it suddenly foundered on rocks, Swiss survivors revealed on Wednesday. That was being played on a grand piano as we entered the Superstar Virgo for our first cruise a lot of years ago. I almost wet myself I laughed so hard when I realized! Not sure I would be laughing if the ship was actually in trouble. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Saddam 'buttock' sale A company director has been arrested on suspicion of illegally keeping part of a statue of Saddam Hussein taken from Iraq in 2003. Jim Thorpe, director of Trebletap, was questioned over the company's plans to sell the 2ft bronze piece of buttock. The piece was brought to the UK by the firm's founder Nigel Ely but failed to sell at an auction in Derby after failing to meet its reserve price Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 'I would never consider doing it in a million years': Woman with two vaginas rejects $1million offer to make adult film A woman with two vaginas who has captured the attention of the porn industry has said she would never consider accepting any role in a film. Hazel Jones appeared on TV earlier this week, where she revealed she was diagnosed with 'uterus didelphys' - a condition which means she has two wombs and two cervixes. The 27-year-old has since been approached by Vivid Entertainment, a U.S. adult film production company. --- Hazel Jones always wondered why she suffered from terrible cramps and heavy periods during puberty. But it wasn't until she turned 18 that she was given her astonishing diagnosis - she had two vaginas. The blonde 27-year-old from High Wycombe has the million-in-one condition uterus didelphys, which means she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well. Link to post Share on other sites
mina2 6 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 My oh my, what will she do with them Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 keep things in it? Saves splashing out on Luis Vutton's latest creation Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 I'm not touching that.................them. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 twice as mad. Link to post Share on other sites
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RobBright 35 Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 KFC’s new sandwich, the Chicken Filet Double, goes on sale Feb 2. It is something different which may surprise regular diners at KFC. It uses chicken “buns” instead of bread. The Chicken Filet Double contains two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets, two pieces of bacon, a melted slice of cheese and mayonnaise sauce between two chunks of fried chicken. The seasoning is the same for the regular chicken on the menu. Leading the new product promotion, KFC at Ikebukuro Sunshine street has been rearranged as a Chicken Double Store until Feb 2. According to the results of a pre-release survey by KFC, the new type of sandwich surprised people with its strong meat impact but made them curious enough to try it. The U.S. and Australia have already sold the sandwich named “Double Down.” KFC received inquiries from Japanese fans wanting to try it. So here it is. Just don’t try to think about the calories. Price: 450 yen (500 yen with M size drink) Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Another 'finga licken' fat burger Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 The Sun has this today: VANESSA Hudgens was taken by surprise as she soaked up the sun in Hawaii – when she suddenly found herself holding up her swimwear. The High School Musical actress was relaxing on the beach when her biniki's clasp suddenly flew open. Fortunately the 23-year-old star was able to catch it in time — then found herself unable to do it up without revealing more. Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 We need pics Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 KFC’s new sandwich, the Chicken Filet Double, goes on sale Feb 2. It is something different which may surprise regular diners at KFC. It uses chicken “buns” instead of bread. The Chicken Filet Double contains two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets, two pieces of bacon, a melted slice of cheese and mayonnaise sauce between two chunks of fried chicken. The seasoning is the same for the regular chicken on the menu. Leading the new product promotion, KFC at Ikebukuro Sunshine street has been rearranged as a Chicken Double Store until Feb 2. According to the results of a pre-release survey by KFC, the new type of sandwich surprised people with its strong meat impact but made them curious enough to try it. The U.S. and Australia have already sold the sandwich named “Double Down.” KFC received inquiries from Japanese fans wanting to try it. So here it is. Just don’t try to think about the calories. Price: 450 yen (500 yen with M size drink) I'll give that a go! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 i did the all-u-can-eat whopper promotion at Burger King........I'll give this a try! Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 A 42-year-old woman has notched up more than 1,000 lovers, and had already chalked up 40 by the time she was just 17. Crystal Warren, a retail manager from Brighton puts her sex addiction down to witnessing the painful breakdown of her parents marriage when she was five-years-old. 'People don’t usually associate sex addiction with women,' Crystal told the Daily Mirror. 'We’re normally the ones accused of making excuses before the lights go off but with me it’s different. I think about sex all day At the weekend she says she often leaves the house in the middle of the day to find men at pubs or coffee shops to pick up and take home. On a bad day she has admitted to having sex with seven different men in 24 hours, sometimes a few at a time. With such a high number in just one day she confessed it was difficult to fit it all in, and would sleep with a man in the morning, one at lunch and then as many as possible in the evening. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I bet she's clean Link to post Share on other sites
joshnii 2 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 On a bad day she has admitted to having sex with seven different men in 24 hours, sometimes a few at a time. Charming Link to post Share on other sites
7-11 2 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 "The Stone Roses bassist Mani has confessed that he didn't realise his tour advance payment would be so big. The star revealed that he went to a cashpoint to withdraw money for food shopping only to discover that £2 million had been deposited into his account, reports The Sun. Mani told his friends back home in Stockport: "It's madness. I only went out to buy milk and things. I went to the cashpoint and someone has stuck nearly £2 million in while I wasn't looking. "The whole world's gone crazy. I could have fallen over backwards when I saw the balance." The band were aware that they would receive an advance from the high sales of their reunion tour and festival dates, but did know it would be as much as they had been given". Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 In a sad contrast to that, I looked at my bank account this morning. Imagine my surprise when I found out I have much less than I thought. Link to post Share on other sites
surfarthur 22 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 In a sad contrast to that, I looked at my bank account this morning. Imagine my surprise when I found out I have much less than I thought. I know that feeling! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Can't wait to see The Roses at Fuji Rock this year.....anyone else going? A mate of mines was at the Hacienda gig in Tokyo last weekend and was speaking with Bez......apparently the Happy Mondays (who are also getting back together) hadn't asked him to join with them again.......it'll probably change but actually is he that surprised....not like he actually contributed anything other than weird dancing and getting out his face Link to post Share on other sites
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