igloo 3 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Shocking stuff in this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Wow, now I've heard everything. Who would have thought. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 He's a looker, that's for sure. It must be 'the tatts'. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Marmite lorry spill causes jam on M1 Motorway shut in South Yorkshire after tanker carrying more than 20 tonnes of yeast extract collides with caravan A cleanup operation is under way after a tanker carrying more than 20 tonnes of yeast extract – believed to be Marmite – overturned on a busy motorway. Smelly! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 20 tonnes of yeast extract – believed to be Marmite – overturned on a busy motorway Not sure why but that bit made me laugh! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 He's a looker, that's for sure. It must be 'the tatts'. wow....he's moved to Mid-Craigie Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Mid-Craigie? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 An absolute cracker this morning: A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back. Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald. Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back. Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Mid-Craigie? its a shitty place in Dundee that has houses that look like the one in the picture..........I didn't expect anyone to actually know what I was saying Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted November 30, 2011 Author Share Posted November 30, 2011 An absolute cracker this morning: A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back. Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald. Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back. Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Just so many questions. Why did she want "a scene from the Narnia trilogy" inked on her back? Why did she get her ex-boyfriend to do it? What did he model the poo on? Link to post Share on other sites
klingon 10 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Fake, no? Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Can't believe this thread is on the 2nd page!!! How about his. This would seriously freak me out --- World's biggest insect is so huge it eats carrots Adventurer Mark Moffett has found the world's biggest insect - which is so huge it can eat carrots. Former park ranger Mark, 53, discovered the giant weta up a tree and his real life Bug's Bunny has now been declared the largest ever found. He came across the cricket-like creature, which has a wing span of seven inches, after two days of searching on a tiny island. The creepy crawly is only found on Little Barrier Island, in New Zealand. The species were wiped off the mainland by rats accidentally introduced by Europeans. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 No wonder Kiwis are dying off Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 A report in Saudi Arabia has warned that if Saudi women were given the right to drive, it would spell the end of virginity in the country. The report was prepared for Saudi Arabia's legislative assembly, the Shura Council, by a well-known conservative academic. Though there is no formal ban on women driving in Saudi Arabia, if they get behind the wheel, they can be arrested. Saudi women have mounted several campaigns to try to overturn the ban. Aside from the practical difficulties it creates, they say it is also illogical as in trying to keep them under family control and away from men, it actually puts them in daily contact with a male driver. The issue has received huge international attention. Some Saudi women feel it has attracted too much interest, obscuring other equally important issues. As part of his careful reform process, King Abdullah has allowed suggestions to surface that the ban might be reviewed. This has angered the conservative religious elite - a key power base for any Saudi ruler. Now, one of their number - well-known academic Kamal Subhi - has presented a new report to the country's legislative assembly, the Shura. The aim was to get it to drop plans to reconsider the ban. The report contains graphic warnings that letting women drive would increase prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 3, 2011 Author Share Posted December 3, 2011 Can someone translate that into..... Something that makes any kind of sense!!? Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 It means "they're nutters" Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 anyone else read about the woman who was thrown in Jail for adultery after being raped in Afghanistan? the President has thankfully pardoned her after she agreed to marry her attacker (who it appears did not go down for the rape) Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Madness. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 DJ Australian Sentenced To 500 Lashes In Saudi Arabia 07/12/2011 11:42AM AEST SYDNEY (AFP)--An Australian man has been sentenced to 500 lashes and a year in jail by a Saudi Arabian court after being found guilty of blasphemy, Canberra said on Wednesday. Reports said Mansor Almaribe, 45, was detained in the city of Medina on Nov. 14 while making the hajj pilgrimage and accused of insulting companions of the prophet Mohammed. Australia's Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade, or DFAT, said he was sentenced on Tuesday and Canberra's ambassador in Saudi Arabia had been in touch with authorities to plead for leniency. "The Australian ambassador has been in touch with Saudi authorities after a 45-year-old Australian man was sentenced by a court in Saudi Arabia to one year in jail and 500 lashes," a DFAT spokeswoman said. A consular official attended the sentencing, where Almaribe was initially slapped with a two-year jail term which was subsequently reduced, the spokeswoman added. The Melbourne Age has previously said the father-of-five, who couldn't afford a lawyer, suffers from diabetes and heart disease, with grave fears for his health. His eldest son, Jamal, told the newspaper this week that his father had been reading and praying in a group when accosted by religious police and arrested. The madness continues - 500 lashes would do a lot of damage. And this for a "crime" taken with a grain of salt in civilised nations Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 he's a muslim....he surely knew that the Saudi's don't take any grain of salt when mentioning Muhammed Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 thought I'd give you all a wee update about Dundee's Best Worst dad.....apparently the words around the cake table is that said Lothario' s new teenage girlfriend, who he has knocked up, is actually his niece!! Thats right, his brother's daughter is the new mum-to-be Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Och, what are those Scots like Link to post Share on other sites
Metabo Oyaji 71 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Och, what are those Scots like At this rate, they'll all be looking like this soon: Link to post Share on other sites
Hokkaidough 4 Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Would that be a downgrade? Link to post Share on other sites
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