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Wow that is big.   Who gets to eat it?

eet's mine juu mether fackers....!!!

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Oscars in crisis as Eddie Murphy and producer pull out after anti-gay comment

 

The ceremony is on February 26th

 

Very Shocking stuff, for sure.

It's cutting way close with only 3.5 months to prepare for the ceremony.

Will they ever manage?

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Oscars in crisis as Eddie Murphy and producer pull out after anti-gay comment

 

The ceremony is on February 26th

 

Very Shocking stuff, for sure.

It's cutting way close with only 3.5 months to prepare for the ceremony.

Will they ever manage?

 

They need all that time for all those fab jokes.

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Oscars in crisis as Eddie Murphy and producer pull out after anti-gay comment

 

The ceremony is on February 26th

 

Very Shocking stuff, for sure.

It's cutting way close with only 3.5 months to prepare for the ceremony.

Will they ever manage?

 

Oscar organisers on Thursday brought back funnyman Billy Crystal to host the film awards after recent days of turmoil that led to the departure of the producer and presenter, Eddie Murphy.

 

That's a relief, but does he have enough time to prepare?

Three and a half months is surely not a long time.

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I made sex tape to improve my performance, man tells girlfriend

A management consultant who secretly filmed himself having sex with his girlfriend told a court he was only trying to improve his performance.

 

Graham Gibbons, 42, who specialises in "time and motion engineering", set up his mobile telephone beside the bed to film himself making love to his then partner. He then downloaded the recording to his laptop and gave his professional judgment on his bedroom skill.

However, the woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, called the police after discovering the film and Mr Gibbons was arrested for voyeurism.

He told officers: "After studying the tape I gave her 20 minutes of sexual satisfaction, five minutes of intercourse and another nine minutes of sexual satisfaction."

Cardiff Crown Court heard that Mr Gibbons specialises in the science of making businesses more efficient by studying people at work.

Mr Gibbons claims he was using his expertise to "evaluate his performance" with his sexual partner.

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Nineteen suspected criminals have been arrested after they were tricked by police who lured them in with a hoax offer of free beer.

 

Derbyshire constabulary sent letters to dozens of suspects who had evaded detention for several months, inviting them to ring a marketing company offering a free crate of beer. But when suspects called the number, they were unwittingly put through to Chesterfield police station.

 

A time and date was arranged for the promised free alcohol to be delivered to them, but those awaiting it, at locations in Chesterfield, Staveley, Alfreton, Ilkeston, Sheffield and Nottingham, were duly arrested.

 

The sting was carried out as part of a month-long campaign targeting serious crime across north Derbyshire. Alleged offences committed by some of those arrested ranged from burglary and robbery to serious sexual assault.

 

Chief Inspector Graham McLaughlin, leading the operation, said: "These suspects are people who have managed to evade arrest for some time, so we have used different tactics to find them. It has been very cost-effective as it can take a lot of time and money to track people down.

 

"We use a variety of methods to arrest those suspected of committing criminal offences and we will continue to use new tactics when necessary."

 

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here's another....

 

A mother of four who admitted biting her boyfriend's scrotum during a drunken row has been given a suspended jail term.

 

Maria Topp, 44, from Gateshead, attacked Martin Douglas at his flat in Newcastle upon Tyne in February.

 

The 45-year-old DJ needed 19 stitches to a wound on his scrotum.

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Dunno about the numbers but its another White Elephant IMO. Another way for crappy athletes from Britain to try and win medals that they couldn't get through the Olympics........

Rubbish.

You lot shipped all the strong stock out to the colonies and kept the inbred woosy gentry.

We gonna whip ya butts ;)

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