HelperElfMissy 42 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Slow news day ^^ Link to post Share on other sites
7-11 2 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Well, I wouldn't say we are really in a slow news day. I think it's more a general dumbing down of such publications and trying to get in on the celeb fascination. Link to post Share on other sites
JellyBelly 1 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Disappointing to see that. Link to post Share on other sites
iiyamadude 6 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Whats the HP Fruity like? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 a bit like Tonkatsu sauce and A1 sauce mixed together Link to post Share on other sites
JellyBelly 1 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 The original is best. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Mail has a good headline today Burly rugby player has a stroke after freak gym accident… wakes up gay and becomes a hairdresser Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I have sauces, you see. gg's sauces I like all of them but the original is the favourite. Got 2 great big squeezy bottles in the cupboard. Tons of backup! Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I read somewhere that they recently messed with the traditional HP recipie. I hope it is not true. Link to post Share on other sites
nagoid 4 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I just got an email with the subject line: Humongous bouncing boobies I can send it on if anyone is interested Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 yeah yeah seen it - bunch of seabirds right Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Oscars in crisis as Eddie Murphy and producer pull out after anti-gay comment The ceremony is on February 26th Very Shocking stuff, for sure. It's cutting way close with only 3.5 months to prepare for the ceremony. Will they ever manage? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I read somewhere that they recently messed with the traditional HP recipie. I hope it is not true. Its not even made in the UK anymore.....produced in Holland!! Link to post Share on other sites
frannyo 2 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Oscars in crisis as Eddie Murphy and producer pull out after anti-gay comment The ceremony is on February 26th Very Shocking stuff, for sure. It's cutting way close with only 3.5 months to prepare for the ceremony. Will they ever manage? They need all that time for all those fab jokes. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Apparently, Blockbusters is making a return. Always wanted to go on that, and say "Can I have a pee, please, Bob" Dadadadadaa da dadadadadaaaaa. Da.da.da.da Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Oscars in crisis as Eddie Murphy and producer pull out after anti-gay comment The ceremony is on February 26th Very Shocking stuff, for sure. It's cutting way close with only 3.5 months to prepare for the ceremony. Will they ever manage? Oscar organisers on Thursday brought back funnyman Billy Crystal to host the film awards after recent days of turmoil that led to the departure of the producer and presenter, Eddie Murphy. That's a relief, but does he have enough time to prepare? Three and a half months is surely not a long time. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I made sex tape to improve my performance, man tells girlfriend A management consultant who secretly filmed himself having sex with his girlfriend told a court he was only trying to improve his performance. Graham Gibbons, 42, who specialises in "time and motion engineering", set up his mobile telephone beside the bed to film himself making love to his then partner. He then downloaded the recording to his laptop and gave his professional judgment on his bedroom skill. However, the woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, called the police after discovering the film and Mr Gibbons was arrested for voyeurism. He told officers: "After studying the tape I gave her 20 minutes of sexual satisfaction, five minutes of intercourse and another nine minutes of sexual satisfaction." Cardiff Crown Court heard that Mr Gibbons specialises in the science of making businesses more efficient by studying people at work. Mr Gibbons claims he was using his expertise to "evaluate his performance" with his sexual partner. Link to post Share on other sites
foreversnow 5 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 WAHOOOOO!!!!! We just got the 2018 Commonwealth Games. Awesome it should bring some positive tones and heaps of jobs to the Coast!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
surfarthur 22 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Great news for the Gold Coast and the Qld economy in general Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Congrats. But. In the cold light of day, do those things really have that much of a positive thing going on economically? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Dunno about the numbers but its another White Elephant IMO. Another way for crappy athletes from Britain to try and win medals that they couldn't get through the Olympics........ Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Nineteen suspected criminals have been arrested after they were tricked by police who lured them in with a hoax offer of free beer. Derbyshire constabulary sent letters to dozens of suspects who had evaded detention for several months, inviting them to ring a marketing company offering a free crate of beer. But when suspects called the number, they were unwittingly put through to Chesterfield police station. A time and date was arranged for the promised free alcohol to be delivered to them, but those awaiting it, at locations in Chesterfield, Staveley, Alfreton, Ilkeston, Sheffield and Nottingham, were duly arrested. The sting was carried out as part of a month-long campaign targeting serious crime across north Derbyshire. Alleged offences committed by some of those arrested ranged from burglary and robbery to serious sexual assault. Chief Inspector Graham McLaughlin, leading the operation, said: "These suspects are people who have managed to evade arrest for some time, so we have used different tactics to find them. It has been very cost-effective as it can take a lot of time and money to track people down. "We use a variety of methods to arrest those suspected of committing criminal offences and we will continue to use new tactics when necessary." Link to post Share on other sites
oo 1 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Free beer! Link to post Share on other sites
oo 1 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 here's another.... A mother of four who admitted biting her boyfriend's scrotum during a drunken row has been given a suspended jail term. Maria Topp, 44, from Gateshead, attacked Martin Douglas at his flat in Newcastle upon Tyne in February. The 45-year-old DJ needed 19 stitches to a wound on his scrotum. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Dunno about the numbers but its another White Elephant IMO. Another way for crappy athletes from Britain to try and win medals that they couldn't get through the Olympics........ Rubbish. You lot shipped all the strong stock out to the colonies and kept the inbred woosy gentry. We gonna whip ya butts Link to post Share on other sites
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