grungy-gonads 54 Posted March 22, 2014 Author Share Posted March 22, 2014 "Rrow itself, let it be sorrow; let him love it; let him pursue it, ishing for its acquisitiendum. Because he will ab hold, unless but through concer, and also of those who resist. Now a pure snore disturbeded sum dust. He ejjnoyes, in order that somewon, also with a severe one, unless of life. May a cusstums offficer somewon nothing of a poison-filled. Until, from a twho, twho chaffinch may also pursue it, not even a lump. But as twho, as a tank; a proverb, yeast; or else they tinscribe nor. Yet yet dewlap bed. Twho may be, let him love fellows of a polecat. Now amour, the, twhose being, drunk, yet twhitch and, an enclosed valley's always a laugh. In acquisitiendum the Furies are Earth; in (he takes up) a lump vehicles bien." Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted March 22, 2014 Author Share Posted March 22, 2014 ...that's what... "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nam hendrerit nisi sed sollicitudin pellentesque. Nunc posuere purus rhoncus pulvinar aliquam. Ut aliquet tristique nisl vitae volutpat. Nulla aliquet porttitor venenatis. Donec a dui et dui fringilla consectetur id nec massa. Aliquam erat volutpat. Sed ut dui ut lacus dictum fermentum vel tincidunt neque. Sed sed lacinia lectus. Duis sit amet sodales felis. Duis nunc eros, mattis at dui ac, convallis semper risus. In adipiscing ultrices tellus, in suscipit massa vehicula eu." ...means, apparently. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Pope Francis has launched a stinging attack on the mafia, warning gangsters that they will go to hell unless they repent and stop doing evil. "Blood-stained money, blood-stained power, you can't bring it with you to your next life. Repent," he said. He was speaking at a prayer vigil for relatives of those killed by the mafia. The Pope has spoken out frequently about the evils of corruption and wrote a booklet on the subject in 2005 when he was archbishop of Buenos Aires. That's the end of the mafia then! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Wow! A bit rich coming from the head of the biggest mafia group in history! Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Where can I buy this booklet? Perhaps he could tell the yakuza as well. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 A man who took a selfie photograph of himself inside a court has been fined £400. Daniel Lee Thomas, 28, later posted the Mold Crown Court photograph, which showed a judge and the court crest in the background, on Facebook. Thomas, of Connah's Quay, Flintshire, admitted taking and publishing a photograph of a judge in a court, before Flintshire magistrates. He said he did not know it was a criminal offence. The photograph was reported to police by court staff after a member of the public made a complaint. Police went to Thomas's home, seized his phone and found the offending photograph. Link to post Share on other sites
minus 1 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I was just surfing about and for some knucklehead reason I came across the Sun and this "news": COLDPLAY star CHRIS MARTIN has revealed he used to worry he might be gay — until he realised he loved BOOBS. Chris, married to Hollywood beauty GWYNETH PALTROW, fretted about his sexuality in his teens because a strict Christian upbringing made him think sex was wrong. The 31-year-old told Rolling Stone magazine "I grew up with was, if you even think about boobs, you’re going to hell. It was drilled in — they’re wrong. But let’s face it, they’re fantastic I mean come on. As right as he may well be, why do they print this and who actually reads it. (Apart from, er, me, this morning). Perhaps we could post other important news stories as they break. So he won't be playing with her boobs anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 For a "non public" couple, they sure are "public". Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 wow when was this? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted March 26, 2014 Author Share Posted March 26, 2014 No doubt you have found it by now, it's even on the bbc, guardian etc. Link to post Share on other sites
klingon 10 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 I wish it wasn't. Link to post Share on other sites
cal 6 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Seems North Korea is angry at all the attention in the news going elsewhere. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted April 2, 2014 Author Share Posted April 2, 2014 Spend, spend, spend! Blonde went on spree after council put £52,000 in her account by accident Michaela Hutchings blew £9,000 on trip to Birmingham's Bullring Centre She bought designer clothes, shoes, jeans, sunglasses and other luxuries The 23-year-old transferred £40,000 into an investment account Council just managed to stop a further £44,500 being wired to her account Court heard how she had been influenced by her former partner Sentenced to a 12-month community order and 150 hours unpaid work A young woman went on a marathon shopping spree hours after a bungling council accidentally credited her bank account with £52,000, a court heard yesterday. Michaela Hutchings, 23, spent £9,000 on expensive designer clothes, sunglasses and other items after finding the money in her account. Instead of reporting the error, she also gave her mother Elaine £1,000 in cash, before she was caught by police on April 24 last year. After she was caught, officers discovered she had transferred £40,000 into an investment account after taking advice from her bank, which was unaware of the mistake. The mother of one was found guilty of dishonesty and retaining a wrongly credited bank transfer when she appeared at Stafford Crown Court on Monday. Recorder Derek Desmond told her: ‘A little over £52,000 was put into your account in error. Possibly not a natural blonde Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 she shoulda gone on an extended holiday and come back afterwards. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 Here's a good clip. First part, traffic accident, BMW driver has arm out of window and loses it, drops onto the road. Second bit, bloke on stretcher, accidentally cut off his arm with a chainsaw. The einstein started the saw, went to walk down slope to tree and slipped. Stuff like this makes me feel I'm living in Poland. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZJJ2s4VyMo Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Why Poland? Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 makes me feel like leaving Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Why Poland? Although I liked Poland when I went there, them mofo's are mental Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 'Poles' sounds mad. Though I have never been. Though parts of London feel like Poland, with more Poles than Poland. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted April 4, 2014 Author Share Posted April 4, 2014 Thousands of tickets remain unsold for Aintree's Ladies' Day, as it was suggested punters may have been put off by photographs in previous years of women wearing risque clothing There's probably just put off by the groteste views on sight That is some scary shit. Link to post Share on other sites
Mick Rich 78 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Sometimes I'm proud to be British. This is not one of those times!! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 They look well proud of themselves. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Coldplay singer Chris Martin last night denied cheating on Gwyneth Paltrow with a TV assistant. Reports in the US claimed Chris, who split with his actress wife of 10 years last month, had an affair with the unnamed girl after meeting her backstage on American comedy show Saturday Night Live in 2011. A source told the New York Post: "He was openly flirting with her at one of the show's after-parties." But last night Martin's spokesman Murray Chalmers said: "This is completely untrue, we totally deny it." Martin, 37, has been linked to British TV host Alexa Chung after he was spotted with her at last year's Glastonbury festival. And in 2009 rumours of a fling with actress Kate Bosworth were strongly denied. Mum of two Gwyneth, who announced on her Goop website that she and Martin were "consciously uncoupling," has been linked to billionaire Jeff Soffer, lawyer Kevin Yorn and musician Donovan Leitch. All three denied the rumours. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Are they still here? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Peaches Geldof killed herself…..I'm so overcome with emotion….. Link to post Share on other sites
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