Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Maybe she just wanted to look like fat arse of a cow Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Holy cow!! I've heard of beefing up.... but man.... Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 " beefing up" ha ha Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 I put beef between my lips, not around them. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Really? Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 yeah. Steak, stew, burgers, kebabs and other food categories Link to post Share on other sites
@tokyo 14 Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 An Australian man has received medical treatment to remove a large cockroach that had burrowed into his ear. Local media reported that the 2cm pest caused agonising pain for Hendrik Helmer, and defied his efforts to suck it out with a vacuum cleaner. It was finally killed by doctors at a hospital in the northern city of Darwin and removed using forceps. "They said they had never pulled an insect this large out of someone's ear," he told ABC News. Link to post Share on other sites
seemore 66 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Thats disgusting I have woken several times with them walking over my face and head Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 must've been a bit annoying. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 I'd want to move house if I woke up to that! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 wear a bag over your head. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Philadelphia police search for 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' who offers women money to watch him touch himself with cheese Police in the US are searching for a man who reportedly drives around without any trousers on and offers women money to watch him pleasure himself using sliced cheese. A number of women have reported being approached by the “white, heavy set male” who is known as the “Swiss-Cheese Pervert” in the Mayfair area of Philadelphia, US. The man’s actions were brought to the attention of residents via the Mayfair TownWatch Facebook. “Good Morning Mayfair!” the Facebook user writes, “Please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert! This individual is driving around surrounding communities and exposes himself to women. “He offers them money to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates. He is a white, heavy set male, 40-50 years old. He drives a newer model silver sedan. He was also spotted in a black newer model sedan.” It goes on to urge potential victims to not confront the man, but to note his car registration and call the police immediately. According to the Philadelphia Daily News, the man allegedly set up a profile on dating website OKCupid to advertise his fetish. It reports that a woman in the area received a message from a man who said: “I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. "So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.” The police Special Victims Unit have launched an investigation into the incidents, and have stressed that it is a serious offence and traumatic for those who have been approached. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 ooo yuck!! that's no way to treat a cheese Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 cheese pervert Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 that's no way to treat your privates! Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 SJ Cheeseman......? Care to comment...? Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 So many mad people. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 cheese abuse is so extra shocking Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 William Roache, Dave Lee Travis, Rolf Harris & Freddie Starr. All on the same date. All deny charges. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 All scumbag Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Is William Roache... Ken Barlow? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Woman caught having sex on car bonnet in broad daylight with a man she met in a shop minutes earlier Katy Holmes, 33, was caught having sex with the stranger in a cul-de-sac at 9.45am A mother was forced to shield her child's eyes from the seedy clinc.h. Single Holmes told police she met the man while buying a bottle of water minutes before. Blackpool Magistrates' Court told of 'unusual offence' before sentencing Holmes. Link to post Share on other sites
onehunga 26 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Is William Roache... Ken Barlow? Yes Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Or perhaps we should say, he was Ken Barlow. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Woman caught having sex on car bonnet in broad daylight with a man she met in a shop minutes earlier Katy Holmes, 33, was caught having sex with the stranger in a cul-de-sac at 9.45am A mother was forced to shield her child's eyes from the seedy clinc.h. Single Holmes told police she met the man while buying a bottle of water minutes before. Blackpool Magistrates' Court told of 'unusual offence' before sentencing Holmes. Wow! Her standards have really dropped since divorcing Tom Cruise........Blackpool! Link to post Share on other sites
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