pie-eater 207 Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eLqWrT75H8&feature=player_embedded Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 This lorry driver became the laughing stock of a rural village when he drove down a narrow lane and became wedged between two buildings. His vehicle was emblazoned with the word 'Phenomenal' - but his driving was anything but, as he became the latest victim of excessive faith in the power of satnav. The trucker was meant to be delivering soft drinks to a convenience store in the small town of Bruton, Somerset, and was looking for a parking space when he turned the 13-tonne HGV into the alley. Blindly following his satnav, the driver continued down the ever-narrowing lane until he found himself completely wedged between an estate agency and a house earlier this week. He was unable to reverse back up the lane due to its steep incline and was forced to sleep in his truck overnight while his bosses at Ian Crank Soft Drinks worked out how to free the vehicle. Mike Clifford, landlord at the nearby Sun Inn, said: 'It was a very stupid thing to do and the locals thought he was a bit of an idiot for doing it. if the lorry could fit through the exit he wouldn't have been able to turn without hitting the side of the property. There's got to be more to it than that. People can't be so stupid. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted October 23, 2011 Author Share Posted October 23, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eLqWrT75H8&feature=player_embedded haha. Is there truth in that? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 that the Daily Mail supported the Nazis? Yeah, its pretty well documented that they were Nazi sympathisers and were huge supporters of the British Fascist Party. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted October 23, 2011 Author Share Posted October 23, 2011 Did not know that. Charming bunch aren' they. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 yeah Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Now I am always reluctant to criticise other people's life choices but read this and wonder at this story from the local press; "A MAN accused of having sex with a bull mastiff dog was bailed to await trial at Gloucester Crown Court on Friday. The man from Lechlade, pleaded not guilty to having intercourse with an animal on January 15 this year. The charge alleges that he 'intentionally performed an act of penetration of a living animal, namely a bull mastiff'." A Bull Mastiff for God's sake, surely that is taking your pleasures to a dangerous extreme? Link to post Share on other sites
peterson 0 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Phwoar! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 My oh my, some people! Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Toddler finds lump of cannabis in KFC and sticks it in her mouth as mother changes her nappy A mother is furious after her baby girl sucked a piece of cannabis she picked up in the nappy-changing area of a KFC restaurant. Stacey Rush snatched the drug before Lily, her 17-month-old daughter, could swallow it. She complained, but all the manager did was offer a Fruit Shoot to wash out the infant's mouth. 'He said it happens all the time and there was nothing he could do,' said Miss Rush, a mother of two from Newbury, Berkshire. 'But if you knew someone was taking drugs in your toilet, you'd do something about it.' Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I read that. People taking drugs in the toilets of KFC. Whatever next. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 one of my lads required a quick toilet stop and ran into a local KFC the other day - when he came out he complained of the stupid blue light - had to explain about the light being used to obscure veins and discourage intravenous drug use etc... obviously KFC and junkies are a good fit. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Seriously, Mamabear? Link to post Share on other sites
surfarthur 22 Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Those blue lights are everywhere in Perth, nearly every publick toilet, petrol station toilets etc. Also needle disposal bins in most public toilets too. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Wow. I thought I would take that to it's own space: http://www.snowjapanforums.com/index.php/topic/20728-blue-light-australia/ Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 With temperatures reaching up to 32 degrees in Jakarta this week, it was no surprise that this hot and bothered orangutan was trying to find measures to cool down. The hungry ape, named Bendot, was spotted savouring the icy treat at Rangunan Zoo in Indonesia’s capital. But the sugary orange ice lolly, which he managed to beg from a zoo visitor, might not have been the best snack for the overweight primate. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 shave that Orangutan's head and that could double as a picture of me!! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 TubbyOrangataninho Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Hugh Grant becomes father at age 51Hugh Grant, the actor, has become a father for the first time after his former girlfriend Tinglan Hong gave birth following a brief fling. Same article The identity of the mother was not disclosed. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 I can exclusively reveal that her name is Tinglan Hong. I have sources, you see. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 GG, Your powers of deduction are amazing. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I have sauces, you see. gg's sauces Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 he is definitely Fruity Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 yes but I don't know about 'new and improved' Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 In the latest Hugh story Hugh Grant: new father, 51, 'seen kissing burlesque singer, 21 in Berlin' Hugh Grant, the actor, has been seen kissing a burlesque singer thirty years his junior in Germany just a day after his new fatherhood was announced following a brief fling. The Telegraph has that on its front page today. Telegraph and Guardian are recently doing more and more of that. Link to post Share on other sites
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