ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Wow that is big. Who gets to eat it? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 The least coveted prize in literature is traditionally awarded to novelists. However, the judges have made an exception for the former Prime Minister and his toe-curling reminiscences about a night of passion with Cherie. "That night she cradled me in her arms and soothed me; told me what I needed to be told; strengthened me," he wrote in A Journey. "On that night of 12 May 1994, I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly. I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct..." Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 corrr, he's a writer that Tony. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted October 17, 2010 Author Share Posted October 17, 2010 You have to pay for News of the World website now. How can I survive without all my "news" "of the world"? Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Greg Norman (golfer of some sort) has announced his engagement and forthcoming marriage to his third "future ex-wife". Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 The world needs dancing robots Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted October 20, 2010 Author Share Posted October 20, 2010 Even more important is this: "Rooney went through his paces at Carrington wearing a black hat to keep his head dry from the rain." Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 his head is always wet. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Originally Posted By: pie-eater The world needs dancing robots WTF!!? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 That chick in front has huge hands....think "she's" really a "he"....the robots in the back are very lifelike though Link to post Share on other sites
r45 4 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 'I just thought they were cooler': Kanye West has his teeth replaced with diamonds Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 he's a dick isn;t he. What a atool. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Gerald Blaine is a retired secret service officer. His book: Quote: In an excerpt from the book on the Huffington Post, Blaine describes standing watch at the Johnson home the night after the Kennedy assassination, and how he heard someone approaching him from behind. The book -- a broader insider account of the presidential security detail during the Kennedy-Johnson era that Blaine wrote with the assistance of journalist Lisa McCubbin -- describes the ensuing scene in the third person. Instinctively Blaine picked up the Thompson submachine gun and activated the bolt on top. The unmistakable sound was similar to racking a shotgun. He firmly pushed the stock into his shoulder, ready to fire. He'd expected the footsteps to retreat with the loud sound of the gun activating, but they kept coming closer. Blaine's heart pounded, his finger firmly on the trigger. "Let me see your face, you bastard." The next instant, there was a face to go with the footsteps. The new President of the United States, Lyndon Baines Johnson, had just rounded the corner, and Blaine had the gun pointed directly at the man's chest. In the blackness of the night, Johnson's face went completely white. It's hard to surmise whether the night-after killing of Johnson would have laid to rest any of the Oliver Stone-style theories of the Kennedy assassination as a massive top-down government cover-up -- or only have caused them to spin more frenetically out of control. Happily, thanks to Blaine's self-restraint, we'll never have to know. Link to post Share on other sites
Curt 1 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 For several months towards the end of the Clinton Administration the United States would have been unable to launch an instant nuclear strike because the President had lost the secret codes with which to begin the process. The extraordinary lapse is described in a book by General Hugh Shelton, the former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, confirming an earlier account that was dismissed at the time as too outlandish to be credible. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Oops! Link to post Share on other sites
Karnidge 2 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Whats this doing on the 2nd page? --- OK here's some news RUSSELL BRAND and KATY PERRY spent their first married night under armed guard in a tent - after a man-eating TIGER crashed their wedding. The feared beast, which has killed THREE locals in a year, scaled two walls and was just 50ft from the couple's celebrations in an Indian wildlife park when horrified minders saw it. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Quote: A young family has been forced to pay more than £1,000 in bank charges after becoming overdrawn by just 8p. Angela Hannibal, 21, and Wayne Green, 23, claim they are facing homelessness after the charges from Lloyds TSB spiralled out of control. Miss Hannibal, from Colchester, Essex, opened a basic current account with the bank when she was 15 but in 2008 it was upgraded to a 'silver' account. Link to post Share on other sites
kkk 7 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Imagine being called Hannibal! Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 That's proper fooked up that is - not being called hannibal but the charges. Link to post Share on other sites
r45 4 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 That is nuts. There's got to be more to the story surely. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 easy to explain with the late charges and interest over the years. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Originally Posted By: KevKastle Imagine being called Hannibal! haha....thats my first thought....can't take this seriously cos she's called Hannibal!! FAF!! Miss Hannibal!! Link to post Share on other sites
snowbender 3 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 But.... late charges and interest over the years.... on going 8p in the red?! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Pends on your bank. 20 squids late charge per month. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Breaking news there is growing speculation Coleen Rooney may have had a boob job after she appeared bustier during her latest sunshine holiday. Sources close to the couple have claimed Wayne splashed out £10,000 for his wife to have a breast enlargement as a present in the wake of allegations about him sleeping with prostitutes, the Daily Star claims. Link to post Share on other sites
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