thursday 1 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 that program still going? A F-U-C-K-E-D O Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I was always hopeless at that but I can see a word! Link to post Share on other sites
gareth_oau 2 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 A? sorry, was never good at those LOL Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Dock! Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Quote: WAYNE ROONEY claims being bald has helped him bang in the goals this season. The Manchester United and England striker is in red-hot form and he believes his heading has improved because of his shiny scalp. Roo could go head-to-head with another brilliant baldy this week if Bayern Munich's Arjen Robben is fit enough to face United in the Champions League. The pair are the latest in a long line of hairless heroes from across the globe. Sorry, no explanation as to why he thinks being bald has helped! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 It doesn't help....just gives an entertaining slapping sound as you head it! There is no traction so the ball just slips right off there....glancing headers are very difficult now to control!! Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Wazza isn't quite bald though is he? He has the front tuft going on and a crop, right? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Bayern Munich tonight. Nailbiter Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Originally Posted By: brit-gob Wazza isn't quite bald though is he? He has the front tuft going on and a crop, right? true, he still has the island attached. Although with all them headers coming off that area, I can only wonder how long it will last! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Bloody City thumping Wigan. Link to post Share on other sites
loaf of bread 0 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Quote: As with many recent fashion fads, the Fake Breast Deflation began on the body of Victoria Beckham and then moved deep into Hollywood. A year after the former Spice Girl appeared to have surgery to remove her chest enlargements (despite never admitting to actually enhancing her figure), Disney has banned actresses with any kind of bogus busts from the latest Pirates of the Caribbean auditions. The filmmakers are so adamant that they want natural curves squeezed inside their notoriously rigid corsets that a “show and tell†day has also been scheduled. The boom, it seems, has finally bust. Sure, we all found it intriguing when Jordan and her pneumatically enhanced friends were able to simultaneously fall out of nightclubs and their dresses. But proving that your mammary glands can defy gravitational pull is not a beautiful sight. These girls were part of a travelling, paparazzied, fake-tanned paparazzied, fake-tanned freak show that kept celebrity magazines in business and gave men something to look at. Their skin-covered mounds summed up the more-is-more years and they came accompanied by pure white teeth (bleached), long hair (extensions) and eyelashes that practically touched the moon. It was a beauty gimmick of Enron proportions. I guess there are going to be a lot of people regretting extrvagant tattoos as well when that starts being unfashionable once again..... Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 what a bitter rant on big titties. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 What - they take the things out??! Deary me. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Singer Ricky Martin has ended years of speculation about his sexuality by declaring himself "a fortunate homosexual man". Shocking stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 goodness...he has come out of a closet that was made of transparent glass - what a revelation! Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Aye Ricky Martin, playing for the other team. Whoever next, that bloke from Judas Priest? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Adam Lambert. I reckon he's gay. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Someone said Boy George was as well. I don't believe it. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I think this thread is getting a disproportionate number of views for its contents. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 So ... make a serious addition to the seripous stuff that passes for news, then! Link to post Share on other sites
iiyamadude 6 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Just noticed that, wow There is a ton of important news in here though Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Man with half a body defies the odds by 'fathering a child' Despite only having half a body, Kenny Easterday insists he can live the life of a normal man. Now he appears to have proved it after claiming he has fathered a child. Easterday, 35, was born with a rare condition called sacral agenesis, which prevented his spine from developing normally. When he was just six months old, doctors amputated Kenny's legs and used part of his shinbone to complete his partially-formed spine. Kenny is so small he can fit inside a suitcase but that hasn't stopped him playing pool, bowling, working - or having a love life with fianceé Nicky, 33. Link to post Share on other sites
klingon 10 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Aprils fool?! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Daily mail readers outraged! Quote: He's spent hundreds of years travelling the universe with rather tomboyish companions by his side. But when Doctor Who returned to our TV screens on Saturday night, the Time Lord was joined by a new sidekick - a kissogram with an almost non-existent mini-skirt. The revealing outfit prompted a flood of comments on online message boards, with a section of fans accusing producers of 'shamelessly sexing up' the long-running family show and labelling it 'slutty'. Looks like a fine reason to watch to me! I'm almost a Ginger convert! Link to post Share on other sites
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