grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 18, 2010 Author Share Posted February 18, 2010 THREE quarters of women are having less sex than a year ago - but when they do get round to making love it is far WILDER. Money worries and longer work hours are blamed for the reduction in romping, although the girls are making up for it in other ways. For instance, around 76 per cent of women now admit to using porn - a ten per cent rise on the two-thirds of girls who admitted to watching porn with their partners in a survey last year. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 from the Sun or Star? Link to post Share on other sites
firetruck 0 Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 They should get romping, not watching porn! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 23, 2010 Author Share Posted February 23, 2010 Big dog Were he able to don boxing gloves, bob and weave, his 111kg (17.5st) mass would allow him to fight as a heavyweight. And if he could dribble and shoot, his 2.2 metres (7ft 3in) would make him the envy of the NBA. But seeing as his paws – not to mention several sporting rules – disqualify him from either pursuit, "Giant George" the Great Dane will instead have to content himself with the title of world's tallest dog. George, who lives with his owner, David Nasser, in Tucson, Arizona, has clinched the Guinness world record after his stats – 109cm from paw to shoulder; 220cm from head to tail – were confirmed by an official adjudicator following some controversy. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 And, I'd rather feed him for a day than a week! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 that's a big dog. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 One in pink is OK, but! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads Big dog Its like she is stuck up the giant dog's arse!!! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 brilliant! Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 would hate to have it humping my leg. Link to post Share on other sites
Ross 4 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 If it started to Rob you might not have any say in stopping it. Link to post Share on other sites
Kraut_in_HongKong 0 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Can't imagine to clean up ..... Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I can, have you ever seen horse's poop? I am sure it is similar to that. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I am shocked at the language the broadsheets are printing now: Quote: Downing Street has been fighting since the weekend to deny that Brown has bullied staff, after Andrew Rawnsley, the Observer's chief political commentator, claimed in a new book that the prime Âminister had been warned about his conduct. Citing Downing Street's furious reaction to Darling's Guardian interview in 2008, Rawnsley claimed that McBride resorted to "spreading poison" about Darling. In his book, Rawnsley quotes Darling's wife, Maggie, as saying: "The **** cunts are trying to stitch up Alistair!" Darling said last night that he could not remember his wife using such language, but he then added that the "forces of hell" had been unleashed on him. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 That dog is mad. Bet a can of Chum isn't enough for him! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 Quote: HEARTBROKEN Cheryl Cole is planning to have her tattoo tribute to hubby Ashley lasered off after ditching the love-rat. The X Factor judge, 26, has told pals that she wants the elaborate "Mrs C" inking removed from her neck "as a matter of urgency". What a silly girl. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 ewww... why would any woman tattoo an ownership badge onto herself! Silly lass ... doesnt she know how hard the suffragettes worked for our right to think for ourselves! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 Ah but she was in love etc, etc. I remember reading when she steadfastly pronounced that she would never regret it. Right. She chose to deface here rather nice legs as well with some thorns and roses. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 She'll be left with a lovely scarred neck now. Silly indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: Mamabear ewww... why would any woman tattoo an ownership badge onto herself! I know the answer to that one ----> thick. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 fashion victim Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads Do. Not. Undestand. (Does that officially make me "old"?) Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I say, I say, I say, How many bungling israeli assasins does it take to kill a hamas leader? 26 and counting. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Hell of an assumption, there, thurs. Deff not in the tradition of "clean" in/done/out Mossad operations. One commentator from the local Aus security industry suggested that "If it was a Mossad op, their number one guy musta called in sick the day they planned it." He also suggested not walking around there with tennis racquets under arms, and in tennis whites. Could be nasty! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Originally Posted By: pie-eater Do. Not. Undestand. (Does that officially make me "old"?) I'd say so!! But then, I have NEVER understood the need some people have to get weird stuff etched into their skin. Me, I'm happy with what I was given at the start! Link to post Share on other sites
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