Tubby Beaver 209 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Ger was letting slip some Brown eels and blaming his kid....tut tut!! Link to post Share on other sites
Ewok 2 1 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Originally Posted By: Creek Boy so Ewok, were you and BPG farting near the fireplace?? wot? Link to post Share on other sites
Ewok 2 1 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Originally Posted By: tsondaboy what made you think that girls DON'T fart in the first place? beings that have been gifted with an arse fart, regardless sex or species. Take ewok for example, did you forget she did the lighter trick in Haks over New Years? ah this is how it started eh.. Link to post Share on other sites
tsondaboy 0 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Originally Posted By: Creek Boy so Ewok, were you and BPG farting near the fireplace?? Next time you are up in Haks CB please notice that the color of the curtains in the TV room has changed. ewok set the old ones ablaze... Link to post Share on other sites
Ewok 2 1 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 Originally Posted By: tsondaboy Originally Posted By: Creek Boy so Ewok, were you and BPG farting near the fireplace?? Next time you are up in Haks CB please notice that the color of the curtains in the TV room has changed. ewok set the old ones ablaze... might have been bpg then im afraid. girls do! but ewoks don't Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted April 23, 2008 Share Posted April 23, 2008 All this chatter about this illustrious topic made me remember the time we were having dinner at Gravity Works when CB was letting off those big ones and BP was announce the intensity of each one. BPG, Wwok2 and BCS were there too. That was the same evening that Fattwins joined us later, totally drunk and started throwing forks/spoons around. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted April 23, 2008 Author Share Posted April 23, 2008 Was I? Hey, wont deny that I have some rippers sometimes! But, FTs arse in the Gondola last November when we had 2nd gondola made me gag, and almost puke Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted April 23, 2008 Author Share Posted April 23, 2008 FT throwing forks and spoons had me pissing myself, that was one of the funniest nites at Gravity Worx ever Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Originally Posted By: Creek Boy Was I? Let me refresh your memory. You stretched out your hand at the dinner table and offered out your finger for BP to hold. It almost looked like a tender (if somewhat gay) moment as BP was holding your finger. Then you let rip..... silent and odourless (at least to me) but BP called out the vibrations. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 Didnt BPG pull my finger? That was a rippah! Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Oh yeah, right! Now that you mention it, that was how it happened. You asked him to pull your finger and let it rip when he did! Can you imagine? That was only the opening scene to the madness that followed later when Fattwins arrived. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 that was a shocking nite, if Shoko san had a camera in there wed win something, that was just too comical! Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Originally Posted By: Creek Boy that was a shocking nite, if Shoko san had a camera in there wed win something, that was just too comical! Either that or at least a few of us would have been thrown in jail. Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 I love a good fart story. Link to post Share on other sites
Ewok 2 1 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 mantas, any good stories to share with us? Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Don't start me. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 oh please do Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 O.K. When I was young and silly, my mates and I had a 'most embarassing public fart' competition. The rules of which were pretty simple, as you might have guessed. Basically you had to do the noisiest, smelliest fart in the most public place possible ie. bus stops, elevators ect. It got quite serious at one point with special diets coming into play. I won. The winning fart took place in a crowded bakery. I basically stood there amongst 15 or so people and let one rip. Ffffffoooooooooooopp ! There was a lot of tut tutting and head shaking going on in the crowd, some people even left the shop (lost their appetite I guess) Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Its not a "fart only" story, it also involves the follow through!! But I made my cousin throw up when she went into the toilet right after I was in there and deposited an atomic bundle down the pan!! Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 I got a mate who does that Mantas, elevators (I avoid riding them with him just cuz he always does it), supermarkets, restaurants, the quietest places, etc...shocking. He loves it for some reason. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 he's a fart pervert, that's why. Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Darn those fart perverts! They're worse than those pesky fart ninjas! Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted April 25, 2008 Author Share Posted April 25, 2008 Hey... fart ninjas are silent but violent, but fart perverts are too loud and proud. Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Most girls are fart ninjas. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 girls, cover your eyes Warning, spoiler! fanny farts are hilarious (fanny as in the Brit meaning) Link to post Share on other sites
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