thursday 1 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 1000 posts. There is no god Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 An East Coast Ivy League atheist professor was teaching a university class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by all the time taunting God, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." As the last minute approached he smugly smiled. A young US Marine, just released from active duty and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor, hit him full force on the chin sending him flying from his platform and crashing to the floor. The professor struggled up, badly shaken and yelled, "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" The Marine replied, "God was busy; He sent The Marines Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 "snowbummies" ?!? Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 You hit 200 posts as well snowdude. Time to celebrate tonight with lashings of beer. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Oops! Of course, I meant snowbunnies. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 cold tail Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Necrophilliac! Link to post Share on other sites
gifugill 0 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Don't understand! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 you see, tail can be taken to be some crumpet. Cold tail would be cold crumpet. Cold could come about by being dead, hence fun with the dead. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Difference between incest and necraphilia? One is relatively boring, the other is dead boring. Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Necrophiliac Bestial Sadism. Incest - rolling your own Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Define "relative humidity" (This is in bad taste. You really don't want to click the button below!) Click to reveal.. The sweat that forms on the testicles whilst having sex with one's cousin Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Ezo....that was bad taste Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Yeah, I know. Sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites
snowdude 44 Posted October 12, 2008 Author Share Posted October 12, 2008 Yeah 200 posts soon adding up, already had a beer last night! Be a while catching you up muikamachi though, but who knows, given a few more years of posting. Some on here into the 10,000's must have nothing to do all day! LOL! <JK> Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 phew, *wipe brow* glad you're not talking about me. Link to post Share on other sites
best skier in hakuba 5 Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 You're only a part-timer. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 Yeah, some of us have a life (and that stupid thing called work - where the boss unfairly puts a block on 'chat' type sites ) Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Isn't this life? Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 What? doing nothing but chatting on the forum? S..A..D life, then! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Can't imagine what pain that would be to have Yahoo, Hotmail, Face chook, and other networking sites blocked at work. Get in with the IT bods. They have their own proxy you can leech on. Link to post Share on other sites
giggsy 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Yahoo blocked would hardly be a downer! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 Not wrong! None of the other stuff (botmail, yahooo, facebook etc) have anything to do with work, so I can fully understand the block. (BTW I work part time for a government department - they have sites all over the state and cannot afford to allow open, free access to everyone). Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 CIA? Link to post Share on other sites
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