thursday 1 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 The glass measure at the bottom. Take pint glass, pour in one optic full from each bottle on the bar. Top up with beer. Link to post Share on other sites
the snowboarding vicar 1 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Lets not argue everyone Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 what are you on? its an OFFICIAL argument thread.. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 OK, got the perve thing, but a pint? How do you get an optic nerve into a pint glass? Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 A very sharp scalpel Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 a bamboo needle according to wilbur smith. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 whatabout a bamboo curtain Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Now you are being silly Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Only a bit. But who are you to talk! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 His avatar says "Journey Man" so ... maybe that's who he is. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Perhaps he was being "ironic" or "sarcastic".???? Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 I like talking Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 ... or typing? Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 well yes. I wondered about that, but it looked funny. It would sound funny to say "Look who's typing now!" Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 you could always use "rabbiting" - as in "rabbiting on". (I know, I do that a lot!) Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Some people just talk nonstop all day long. Empty vessels make the most noise. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Only when induced. Left to their own devices they are as silent as an empty drum. Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 Wind blowing across the top of an empty bottle? woooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo...... Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Needs the wind though! An outside agent, in other words. Empty objects make no noise. It is the outside agent that causes the noise. Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 But does it make any noise if there is no one there to hear it? Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Again, getting deep & meaningful there JM. so ... if the Pope shits in the forest, is a bear Catholic? Link to post Share on other sites
gareth_oau 2 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 why do the seats in ladies toilets still lift up? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 'cos they can then blame it on a man Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Originally Posted By: gareth_oau why do the seats in ladies toilets still lift up? Question is, Gareth, how do you know this thing? Last time I was in a ladies dunny, I was a mere tiddler ans taken in by me mummy! Link to post Share on other sites
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