2pints-mate 0 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I don't agree. (Lazy, I know). Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I think you are quite hard-working. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Anyone who can find an unexplored corner of a globe (ie a sphere) is working far too hard! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 koko was led into a room full of shovels and was told to take his pick. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 koko isn't irish, is he? Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Not funny Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 yes it is.. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Saint Patrick won't be pleased today. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 St Pat wasn't Irish, and his name wasn't Patrick. Go Figger! Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 And he doesn't even like guiness Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 He died from a snake bite. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 well half cider and lager is pretty strong stuff Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 That stuff is banned in half the pubs around here! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 really? Whatabout if you order a pint of lager, go out to the beer garden, then go back and order a pint of cider, go out to the beer garden and then drink 1 mouthfull from each glass in turn. That surely cannot be bannable. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 yes it is.. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Why do that? Why not just order one of each, drink one then the other! Same effect and less memory required (ie no need to remember which one you drank from last!) Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Might taste funny. Better still , order a pint of cider and a double whisky , take a drink of cider then pour whisky into cider. Ace. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Yeah, that'd work! Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 no it wouldnt theres too much agreein goin on in vis fred.. Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 If we feel particularly snakey where it is banned we buy a pint of each and get the blackcurrant juice put in the cider. Swipe another glass and mix away. Totally obvious but bar staff aren't paid enough to care. They've obeyed the rulz after all. Mmmmmm, interesting. Must try whiskey and cider. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Even better! Try a shot of ouzo mixed with a shot of tia maria. Smooth as velvet on the way down, kick like a mule from inside after a couple of minutes! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 I had a pint of optics for my 18th. I almost died. A senior had to turn me over so I could vomit. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Originally Posted By: thursday I had a pint of optics for my 18th. I almost died. A senior had to turn me over so I could vomit. optics?? to quote a red-head Australian politician - "Please explain". Optics, to my mind, is the study of the nature of light and lenses. Never heard of it as a drink (but then, I am a BOF!) Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 optic nerve = perve gor blimey, guv Link to post Share on other sites
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