Tubby Beaver 209 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 thankfully not! Link to post Share on other sites
BillTheBinMan 0 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 Did I hear her correctly?! Was there talk of 'having a shagging' and sucking balls?! Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 What the hell?! TB can you add some subtitles please... Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 haha....ok, here's a transcript......Kiddies, best not to read this, so its in a spoiler Click to reveal.. FUB: I love Profesor Greeeeeeeeeeen!! What you want is to get my tits oot or somthing? I'll get my crack oot but I'll no get my tits oot. I wanna shag Professor Green to be honest. STAFF: You wanna shag him? FUB: Yeah (vacant look on face) Are you Pro Greens mate? STAFF: Yea.... FUB: Am I away to be on Youtube?? Oh Ya Fooker! Oh ya fooker I'm on Youtube! STAFF: He's certainly gonna see this FUB: Go and get him right now, I'll suck his balls STAFF: You'll suck his balls? (cut to footage of people running away) FUB: I'm game for anything STAFF: for anything? FUB: for ANYTHING!! STAFF: In any orifice FUB: ANYTHING!! STAFF: (looks at camera) In any Orifice!! FUB: (points at herself) Tea-bagged to fook!! Dundee.....what a city!! Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Bloody hell that's scary, TB. Must toughen you up growing up there! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 either that or frighten me away to the other side of the globe! Link to post Share on other sites
tokabochi 9 Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Other side of the globe sounds like a good option! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Excellent. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 WTF is that all about!! Kinda sinister i reckon! Link to post Share on other sites
sanjo 2 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Farts are funny. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Noisy ones anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 I remember trying to do a silent one in class when I worked at Nova.....it didn't go as planned and came thundering out, the 4 students in my glass box just stared at me mortfied, I carried on as if nothing happened and hoped they'd think it was one of them! Link to post Share on other sites
xxx 2 Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 It is always fun to be the guilty one and cleverly to shift blame. Link to post Share on other sites
Saitaman 1 Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Hot Wheels! Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Excellent! That must have been one rush. Link to post Share on other sites
best skier in hakuba 5 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Duck! Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 That was close Link to post Share on other sites
snowbender 3 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Haha must get those python dvds out. Link to post Share on other sites
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