miller 1 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I have a cold and am at home, flicking through the tv. There's a variety program on now talking about a toilet in Paris that doesn't let you out unless you wash your hands after doing the business. They said that 25% of French people do not clean their hands after using the toilet. Surely not. Anyone here admit to not cleaning hands? Link to post Share on other sites
spook 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 so, you've used the toilet and go to wash your hands - do you touch the tap with your dirty hand or your clean one? my bet is you use your dirty hand, thereby spreading your filth all over the tap if you've recently had a shower and then just have a pee, do you really need to wash your hands - isn't urine sterile? Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 I like Japanese toilets, you can kill two birds with one stone, flush the toilet and wash your hands - how simple is that? Link to post Share on other sites
spook 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 you can do that in the west - i just put my hands in the bowl as i flush so who wants to come round to my house for dinner - i'm making HAND-made fudge for dessert Link to post Share on other sites
me jane 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Originally Posted By: spook so, you've used the toilet and go to wash your hands - do you touch the tap with your dirty hand or your clean one? my bet is you use your dirty hand, thereby spreading your filth all over the tap if you've recently had a shower and then just have a pee, do you really need to wash your hands - isn't urine sterile? In a public toilet why would only one hand be dirty? It's not just your urine you are washing off it's all the doors, toilet paper holders and flush buttons you have touched. Also, there isn't much point washing your hands if you don't use soap. Link to post Share on other sites
Domokun_72dpi 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Exacly Me jane... I like Singapore, electronic taps.. And all doors are walk in corridors. So, the only way your hands get dirty is if your weiner is dirty. Unless of course ur talking number 2's. then hats another kettle of fish =) Spook, ur a sick puppy lol.. Soap... Hmm, how about a "willie soap sock"?, that way when u hold it, ur hands get clean!.. Awesome! Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 If I want to wash the weiner in the handbasin, is it acceptable to use the hand towel to dry it, or should I use bog roll? Link to post Share on other sites
spook 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 NOT the handtowel. use the air drier. duh! Link to post Share on other sites
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spook 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 i like it in fancy restaurants where you have a selection of freshly laundered hand towels to use and then toss into a laundry basket. not very environmentally friendly, but nice all the same. i HATE it in pubs in the uk when there is some weird dude trying to turn taps on for you and sell you a squirt of fake cologne, and then try and demand a tip out of you. i can turn a tap on and dry my hands perfectly fine on my own, thank you very much. places that allow these sharks to ply their trade should be ashamed of themselves Link to post Share on other sites
Domokun_72dpi 0 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Leave em a tip, drop em a nugget into their hands =) Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 haha Spook exactly!! And its no 20p they want, they're after a quid. A pound for every piss, you go and whistle mate!! BTW Urine isn't sterile, thats an urban myth. Its only sterile when it is inside your body. The moment you start to pee it can become infected or contaminated through contact with your skin and general genital area, which obviously isn't sterile Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Originally Posted By: spook i HATE it in pubs in the uk when there is some weird dude trying to turn taps on for you and sell you a squirt of fake cologne, and then try and demand a tip out of you. i can turn a tap on and dry my hands perfectly fine on my own, thank you very much. places that allow these sharks to ply their trade should be ashamed of themselves I came across these types a lot in South America. I dubbed them trough monsters. I nearly got in a punch up with one because I refused to give him a tip. I mean what kind of person hangs out in a stinking, festering, disease ridden, third world shit house all day every day? Link to post Share on other sites
giggsy 0 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Quote: I HATE it in pubs in the uk when there is some weird dude trying to turn taps on for you and sell you a squirt of fake cologne, and then try and demand a tip out of you. Blimey which pubs are you going to? None of that silly posh nonsense in Manchester. Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Crockett 0 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 How bout the can near Buckinghuge Palace with the big lady sitting 3 feet away listening to you play a tune in the trough.Then puts out her hand,was never quite sure what to put in it,Was the tip big enough,(sorry couldn't resist). Link to post Share on other sites
Kumapix 0 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Originally Posted By: spook you can do that in the west - i just put my hands in the bowl as i flush so who wants to come round to my house for dinner - i'm making HAND-made fudge for dessert funniest post I've read in a while. nice one spook. actually, cancel that Link to post Share on other sites
samurai 0 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 I'm quite sure my privates are cleaner than anything any public restroom has to offer, thank you very much. I ain't touching sh*t. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 oh great, a toilet thread. Link to post Share on other sites
blinkin'ek 0 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 I always think it makes sense to have automatic taps and no doors that you need to grab onto and open towards you in public toilets. I have been known to use a tissue to open the doors. (In particularly scary cases). Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Originally Posted By: samurai I'm quite sure my privates are cleaner than anything any public restroom has to offer, thank you very much. I ain't touching sh*t. Exactly.....I know where mine's been, I cant vouch for others though. Link to post Share on other sites
Pete the Shoemaker 0 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 I wash my hands all the time. Perhaps as a habit from my work. Quite fussy about this kind of thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Dirty work that shoe making. Link to post Share on other sites
Go Native 70 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Personally if I'm just having a no.1 I'll rarely wash afterwards unless I've had some accident and splashed pee all over my hands. I mean is your male member somehow dirtier than the rest of your body? Should you wash your hands every time you touch some other part of your body? Doing a no.2 is a whole other prospect and I wash afterwards every time. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 I wash my hands every time Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 This thread just kept me reading... You might not consider your member to be dirty but would you want to shake hands with another guy who also thought his member wasn't dirty and so didn't wash his hands? Link to post Share on other sites
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