2pints-mate 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Dad of 15 gets wife and girlfriend pregnant The wife and girlfriend of an unemployed father of 15 who sparked a national outcry when he complained about the size of his council house are both pregnant, according to reports. Mick Philpott, of Derby, claimed Britain was "going down the pan'' after his local council said it could not provide him with a bigger home for his huge clan. Now it has emerged that the 49-year-old is about to become a father to children numbers 16 and 17. Wife Mairead and girlfriend Lisa Willis are both expecting, he told the Derby Evening Telegraph. It reports he vowed to have a vasectomy, saying that he was "annoyed with himself". "It's just one of those things that they've both fallen pregnant,'' he said. Mr Philpott refused to comment on the report at his Victory Road home. He lives at the property with his 25-year-old wife, who is the mother of their five children, aged one to seven. Sharing their home is his 22-year-old girlfriend and their three young children. Miss Willis also has another child, aged six, from a previous relationship, who lives at the house. And Mr Philpott is father to another seven offspring from three previous relationships. Link to post Share on other sites
marnix 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I read somewhere that from a strictly economic perspective 1 child is perfect. So that's what I keep telling my wife. You might expect that it is zero, but you need a next generation to look after you when you are old. Link to post Share on other sites
ibk6020 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 That just about sums up the current state of the uk at the moment! All future immigrants bear this kind of scene in mind compared to what you heared back home about the land of Plenty!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
moloneb3 0 Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 I am drunk drunk as a skunk wahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to post Share on other sites
yoroshiku onegai shimasu 2 Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Idiot. (I think). Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Quote: Wife Mairead and girlfriend Lisa Willis are both expecting, he told the Derby Evening Telegraph. It reports he vowed to have a vasectomy, saying that he was "annoyed with himself". "It's just one of those things that they've both fallen pregnant,'' he said. Just one of those things. Shouganai ne! Link to post Share on other sites
XilR8 0 Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 If you only have one child, the population will halve. Whicb is what is projected to happen to Japan's population over the next few generations. To maintain a population, a family should have at least 2 (2.1) children. This guy is just doing his bit to maintain the British population. He's allowed 16 other families to have just 1 child Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Bad news for British society when people like this* are doing all the reporoducing. (* Though I'm sure he's a top bloke). Link to post Share on other sites
Oyuki kigan 0 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 wasn`t this in a movie or something? DAD: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. CHILDREN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. GIRL: Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. CHILDREN: Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. MUM: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. MEN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. WOMEN: If a sperm is wasted,... CHILDREN: ...God get quite irate. PRIEST: Every sperm is sacred. BRIDE and GROOM: Every sperm is good. NANNIES: Every sperm is needed... CARDINALS: ...In your neighbourhood! CHILDREN: Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. FUNERAL CORTEGE: God needs everybody's. MOURNER #1: Mine! MOURNER #2: And mine! CORPSE: And mine! NUN: Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. HOLY STATUES: God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain. EVERYONE: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaaate! Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherLocklearRocks 1 Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Monty Python. Funny? Never really seen any.. Link to post Share on other sites
Farmer_Fred 0 Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 ..... funny.....! Link to post Share on other sites
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