soubriquet 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 We are talking about my ex-wife. I don't remember the details, but it would have gone along the lines of me saying please and her saying no. I would have been better off trying my luck with the midwife. Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by soubriquet: Our midwife recommended intercourse as a good trigger for delivery. She said it worked very well for her. Thanks for setting me straight on that one. I thought you meant your mid-wife recommended you have sex with her. In that way it would trigger her to perform a good delivery because it worked well for her by releasing all the pent-up sexual designs she had on you! Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 The midwife was pretty fit. I could have very easily slipped her a length, but I'm a one-woman man. I have a real woman now, and my ex- has a moron. Link to post Share on other sites
jgraves 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 There's no such thing as a one-woman man these days. The question is whether the timeline is verticle instead of horizontal. Link to post Share on other sites
me jane 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 Think I might be having contractions this morning. Not really sure what they are supposed to feel like though so it could just be gas!? Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 could be both! Be careful you don't let a huge one rip and then find yourself with half a baby hanging out Link to post Share on other sites
jgraves 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Good luck if it is. Link to post Share on other sites
Davo 1 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Ahhh Bushpig. The imagery is, well... Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 yeah mate, I almost didn't post that. But I couldn't resist. Link to post Share on other sites
sunrise 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Hmmm, haven't heard any further from Jane, I wonder............ Link to post Share on other sites
jgraves 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 Yeah. Don't think they allow computers in the delivery room. Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 It`s possible that she has something more, err, pressing to think about at present. Link to post Share on other sites
Curt 1 Posted October 26, 2006 Share Posted October 26, 2006 My best friends daughter just had a daughter last night. Is me jane due any time now? Link to post Share on other sites
sunrise 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 I just left a message on Jane's keitai....... told her we were wondering.... Link to post Share on other sites
indosnm 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 She(s due about now so I guess she may have popped. Hospital probably doesn't offer wireless connection. though I did see a delivery on youtube that looked like me jane! Link to post Share on other sites
sunrise 0 Posted October 27, 2006 Share Posted October 27, 2006 The phone rang. I left a message. Link to post Share on other sites
me jane 0 Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 Thanks everyone. Will post the story later. All is okay with me & mini Tarzan (didn't tear!) but have major boob issues. My hospital was usless in that department. Have finally found a private midwuife birthing center which is fantastic and they are helping me out. Anyway once they are sorted, I'll be back on line with all my stories! Bushpig - your not actually that far off the mark but you'll have to wait a few days until I gat chance to post all the graffic details! Sunrise - Thanks so much for calling me. I'm sorry I missed you. Things were so crazy in the hospital & I didn't get to sleep at all. Bit better now I'm home. Once I've sorted the boob issues, things'll be great! Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Glad to hear you are both OK. The Terminator had a few feeding issues at first, but eventually sorted them. Feeding babies is woman's ultimate weapon, where men can never truly comfort or calm them. Link to post Share on other sites
Davo 1 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Congrats mejane, to you and Tarzan. I'm happy it all went well for you three. It's great when you can all get home. I'm happy to have all my 3 girls home, despite the sibling jealousy issue the older girl is having-we'll work it through in time... Link to post Share on other sites
69 5 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Omedeto! Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 congrats Link to post Share on other sites
slow 0 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Omedeto, Jane! Something wrong happened? I'm glad to hear you and baby are fine. You are the first mom here. Link to post Share on other sites
Weegeoff 0 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 congrats I think you should now buy a tv to give you something to do in the evening so you wont have any more Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Congratulations. Hope you and the baby are doing well. Link to post Share on other sites
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