2pints-mate 0 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 The top "news"paper in the UK has a riveting report today that is very important http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news4.shtml "The pretty brunette suffers from a rare but genuine medical condition that means she has up to 250 orgasms a DAY. It's called Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome—PSAS. The throb of a BUS engine, driving over SPEED BUMPS, the purr of a LAWN MOWER, even the rhythmic motion of a PHOTOCOPIER! Ellie, 28, told us: "People think having orgasms all the time must be brilliant—but they look at me like I'm some kind of nutter because I'm always having to stifle my sighs or scurry off for a private moment." Don't you just love the way they emphasise things with CAPITALS. Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 That is awesome. But I can also see how it could be... inconvenient. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 But wait lets do some maths. Let's say she is awake from 8am-12midnight - that's 16 hours a day. And let's say that she doesn't have an orgasm while she's having breakfast, lunch, dinner or on the toilet, so let's bring it down to 15 hours a day. Let's say she has 10 orgasms before breakfast (of course, who doesn't hey?), leaving her with 240 orgasms to have in about 14 hours. That's 17 orgasms an hour. That's an orgasm every 3.5 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 "One day I was trying to clear a blocked drain. The stench was disgusting but as soon as I started wiggling the rod about to shift the blockage, I was crying out in ecstasy!" Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Is that the publication that always comes up with alien and man with 5 heads stories? Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I bet she's tired! Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 That's right Veronica. It publishes trash, and little else. Link to post Share on other sites
giggsy 0 Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Even trashier is The Sunday Sport. That at least doesn't take itself as seriously as the NOTW. NOTW is basically the Sunday version of The Sun. Link to post Share on other sites
Weegeoff 0 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I have a bus. Would anyone like to come on it (women only) Link to post Share on other sites
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