2pints-mate 0 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 A friend of mine said this chat up line actually worked. "People say we only use 10% of our brains. I say we only use 10% of our hearts." Said he got it from some movie and actual tried it in real-time. I think he's fibbing. Link to post Share on other sites
me jane 0 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? Link to post Share on other sites
TheOrange 0 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Slick indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Does anybody actually think of and deploy chat-up lines? Are there people on whom chat-up lines 'work'? I always find "Hello. Who are you then?" usually gets things off to a promising start. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 Exactly. Who invented them? My line on a Japanese lady in summer when we know she is in the UK, is "are you echineko?" Link to post Share on other sites
sakebomb 0 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Just ask if they want sex! Get to the point, save time and money! Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Sakebomb: What's your success rate like with the direct approach? Back when I was a young'un I found the yes/no type questions we no good (too easy to say no). Needed to be a little more subtle: NO GOOD: Shall we go to a love hotel? GOOD: Which Love hotel shall we go to? Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I would laugh. I wouldn't know if lines work on anyone but they sure are funny. Link to post Share on other sites
sakebomb 0 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Surprisingly it worked twice!! I said it as a joke and things went from there, I wouldn't recommend it as a pick up line though. The ratio is quite poor Link to post Share on other sites
Weegeoff 0 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Sakebomb How much did they charge Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Weegeoff, I think he then felt the slobbering of his dog licking him and woke up My roommate printed out a list of classic pick up lines, we were laughing all night one day last week thinking about using them with foreign girls and trying the equivalant in Japanese Im couldnt ever use a pick up line unless it was batsugamu... Link to post Share on other sites
Oyuki kigan 0 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 `君の夢を見てもいいですか。｀ They usually laugh and say `sure`. But my favorite is `Um, excuse me. I lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?` Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 give this a go: 良い靴だね！やらして！ Link to post Share on other sites
Oyuki kigan 0 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by Yamakashi: give this a go: 良い靴だね！やらして！ its still funnier in english Link to post Share on other sites
DJKoo 0 Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 I work as dj in club and see many strategy and hearing the lines for nampa. Omoshiroi yo Link to post Share on other sites
echineko 1 Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 "Lines" like this make me laughing. Sometimes it can be quite funny if guy say for joking. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I find an original "Do you come here often" works a treat So, what about some good nihongo "chat up lines". Link to post Share on other sites
I'm Sexy 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 One time I was in bar, and some foreign guy came up to me and his chatting up line was: "My **** am 25cm long". My friend and I laugh very much. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Subtle, I like it! Link to post Share on other sites
I'm Sexy 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Maybe like that we should say "is that all?" Link to post Share on other sites
amandanism 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 "how much does a polar bear weigh?" "enough to break the ice. Hi I'm..." my friend actually had someone say this to her Link to post Share on other sites
sava 0 Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name" Should try it on I'm Sexy! Link to post Share on other sites
Weegeoff 0 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 He said How would you like your eggs in the morning she said unfertilised Link to post Share on other sites
DJKoo 0 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Haha I like that. I like to try and understand English humor it make me laugh. Sometimes I find Japanese humor kinda childish and not so clever. Link to post Share on other sites
maninjapan 0 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by 2pints,mate: A friend of mine said this chat up line actually worked. "People say we only use 10% of our brains. I say we only use 10% of our hearts." Said he got it from some movie and actual tried it in real-time. I think he's fibbing. It's from 'the wedding crashers' think owen wilson says it..... oh look it's my coat Link to post Share on other sites
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