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I got one this morning with the subject line

 

"Please bring a condom".

 

As for the breasts, I seem to do just fine by eating a lot. I'm going for smaller breasts this year.

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Not the title, but the message itself cracked me up. Here it is:

 

 Quote:
Hello, I am lyudmila. I am 26 years old and now I am looking for my

second half. He should be responsible, intelligent and cute. I think

that I am looking for you... And what do you think about it? I am

waiting for your opinion: mailto:lyudmila@bestladies4u.com

 

 

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Or by gnomonic.

 

Last time I was home my dad asked me about spam mails and he wanted me to explain why lots of spam goes out with meaningless "stupid" subject lines. It was damn hard to try to explain, I just got into a real mess.

 

Anyone know of somewhere that explains this kind of thing in Dummy language?

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Got it today:

 

Subject:

RE: Do you want your dick to be in million of womens screensavers? Try Penis Enlarge Patch.

 

Body:

With Penis Enlarge Patch you can wrap your long penis around your waist

instead of the belt.

 

 

The Dummy language at the end is to confuse the spam filters.

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Not needing a belt is I suppose a selling point.

 

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Here's one from this morning, subject line:

 

sfsdfweptgokgetfpsokdaqwposkdqwpdwkoqpdwokedpwekdwpekefdwfepfokewpefkowepefkewkpfwkefpoweokf

 

Must be a foreign language I guess.

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I just got this one

 

Gigantic Meat Poles in Action - just $1 for yous.

 

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I wonder what the first spam mail was, and how it evolved into what we get now.

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Not a subject line but content. My uncle who I am surprised can turn on a PC (not into things like that) wanted me to explain what this email meant. Where do you start?!!

 

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The latest seems to be pdf files being sent out with nothing in the body of the mail. The pdf file is called something like "complaint" or "unpaid". Well I've been getting a fair few anyway. (And I have paid alllll of my bills).

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