xxx 2 Posted January 1, 2007 Share Posted January 1, 2007 I got one this morning with the subject line "Please bring a condom". As for the breasts, I seem to do just fine by eating a lot. I'm going for smaller breasts this year. Link to post Share on other sites
zebedee 1 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Just got one: Which shagging in prey Link to post Share on other sites
cal 6 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 "You have won Mr Smallest Woody 2006!" Something to do with small computers then.. Link to post Share on other sites
dale#1 1 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Do they still make Woody computers? Or did they find out what it meant? The new mail scam seems to be those dirty looking images and they ask you to type in a URL. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Not the title, but the message itself cracked me up. Here it is: Quote: Hello, I am lyudmila. I am 26 years old and now I am looking for my second half. He should be responsible, intelligent and cute. I think that I am looking for you... And what do you think about it? I am waiting for your opinion: mailto:lyudmila@bestladies4u.com Link to post Share on other sites
minus 1 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 It sounds very sincere. Are you cute enough? Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard 0 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 I got one recently with the subject line Bollucks Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 セックスし放題 I am getting an increasing number of Japanese spam. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Or by gnomonic. Last time I was home my dad asked me about spam mails and he wanted me to explain why lots of spam goes out with meaningless "stupid" subject lines. It was damn hard to try to explain, I just got into a real mess. Anyone know of somewhere that explains this kind of thing in Dummy language? Link to post Share on other sites
tsondaboy 0 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Got it today: Subject: RE: Do you want your dick to be in million of womens screensavers? Try Penis Enlarge Patch. Body: With Penis Enlarge Patch you can wrap your long penis around your waist instead of the belt. The Dummy language at the end is to confuse the spam filters. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Not needing a belt is I suppose a selling point. Here's one from this morning, subject line: sfsdfweptgokgetfpsokdaqwposkdqwpdwkoqpdwokedpwekdwpekefdwfepfokewpefkowepefkewkpfwkefpoweokf Must be a foreign language I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
JellyBelly 1 Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 That got George talking about how much he loves forearm hair. Link to post Share on other sites
oblivion 5 Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I got a really curious one last night. Subject line: louise or casserole I choose louise, unless they meant the song. Link to post Share on other sites
samurai 0 Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 you dropped your pocket. Link to post Share on other sites
SirJibAlot 0 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 This one made me laugh..."F*ckHer Purple" ahahahhahah....I don't know what that means - but it was certainly original! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I got one: "Hi boys, I sell man cream" (from Raquel, she sounds nice). Link to post Share on other sites
oo 1 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I just got this one Gigantic Meat Poles in Action - just $1 for yous. I wonder what the first spam mail was, and how it evolved into what we get now. Link to post Share on other sites
fukdane 2 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 In the past week I have apparently had 12 PayPal accounts suspended. (I don't even have one). Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Not a subject line but content. My uncle who I am surprised can turn on a PC (not into things like that) wanted me to explain what this email meant. Where do you start?!! --- Is cornucopia goes the baptist cucumber discipline or area depository? The congruent thoroughbred not aquarium but un anise emmett and thoroughbred orestes. Sometimes gosling is navel but minot, cherokee absurd cucumber client absolute earnest she nikolai! How revolution? provocation! badland client tippy depository! Is nikolai glycine the jaw globular area or mexico badland? The restoration gosling not mexico but archibald jefferson o'er and mexico provocation. Sometimes cucumber is sacrosanct but cornucopia, un archibald absurd tidal haney viscometer warmth bodyguard! How referent? apprehension! chimera abeyant browse stonewort! Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 A good question indeed GG... Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 I think it might be easier to actually explain the words rather than why he is getting it! Link to post Share on other sites
giggsy 0 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I had some Spam last night. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 The latest seems to be pdf files being sent out with nothing in the body of the mail. The pdf file is called something like "complaint" or "unpaid". Well I've been getting a fair few anyway. (And I have paid alllll of my bills). Link to post Share on other sites
zdlfskdladealijfsxdfk 0 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 I want to know more about the people who do all this spam bullshit and what they get from it. I just don't understand it. Link to post Share on other sites
tsondaboy 0 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 This weeks collection: "Become the ultimate pleasure machine" Link to post Share on other sites
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