slimeypete 0 Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 I got one the other day and the subject line was: SRGTE RFWEQWAWQDQDWA DASD ASDK ASKD AK SDASD K I kid you not, that is copy/pasted from the mail. Link to post Share on other sites
mumbojumbo 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Lose money! Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Just got one which says BUSINESS ASSISTANCE / INVESTMENT:::: at the subject line. Like a lot other emails say, it also says "I am son of *** " Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 There are tons like that. Just stick that subject line in your spam software and never see it again... Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Yep, sometimes spam software put some business emails in a garbage folder though Link to post Share on other sites
DumbStick 13 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 I read somewhere recently that is happening more and more and lots of business mails getting deleted along with spam. Spam people = bastards. Link to post Share on other sites
Oyuki kigan 0 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 By far the best one ever `SMASH THINGS WITH YOUR HUGE DICK!!!` Link to post Share on other sites
kkk 7 Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Nice one that. I get a few for "cheap fakes". Do they think that is an attractive proposition, I wonder? Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Quote: You are still thinking of getting Soft Cialis Tabs for the best erection. I wasn't, honest! Link to post Share on other sites
kintaro 0 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 I've been pre-approved for a million dollar mortgage loan by someone I've never met! Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 Some from this morning "Choose your baby formula" "Unbelievable funding for the USA" "Look...Here ODoi6Zx" Link to post Share on other sites
rigor mortis 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 my brother got sick of all the junk, so he changed is email address to: enlarged_already@... but he later realised as he was applying for jobs that it wasnt the best address to have Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 My dad was funny once. He got his first few junk mails and called me in when I was there and asked "what does this mean"? He had opened up a mail for some drugs or something and the content was nonsense - you know the type lots of words strung together seemingly at random. He wanted to understand it but could not get that it was nonsense. It's kinda hard to explain but it was quite funny at the time me trying to say to him that yes it is nonsense and that doesn't really matter! Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted March 15, 2006 Share Posted March 15, 2006 My mother replies to spam mail! She emails the spammers to let them know that she must have received the email by mistake. I keep telling her to just delete them and that her replying is only making the problem worse but she doesn't get it. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 "You said you like big erections - verisimilitude" Verily I did not! Link to post Share on other sites
joshnii 2 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 I bet your mother gets a LOT of spam mail nicole! Nice one there Mr Wiggles. Perhaps they meant your wife Link to post Share on other sites
r45 4 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Here's a good one, I think it might be some secret code and if I break that code there will be some treasure for me. vbmiqg zxngbztnwpp yswpc trilxs iklyrchqnw oqfirhzugk rtosaq qaindhab Link to post Share on other sites
number9 0 Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Haha. Received a good one today. "Want to live forever?" What an offer eh? It was for human growth hormones Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 They were almost English spams but nowadays I get Japanese spams as well which say something like Meet some high school girls Keep some women as your slaves You are just one click away from our program which enables you to earn million yen a month etc. Strange how they got my provider e-mail account I seldom use. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted March 18, 2006 Share Posted March 18, 2006 Keep some women as your slaves. Maybe that guy who got busted here recently for trying to keep a harem had responded to that spam! Link to post Share on other sites
zebedee 1 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 I am getting a lot of Japanese spam these days, it has really increased recently. Link to post Share on other sites
taguchi 0 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I got one this morning: Glamour ladies making puddle on the floor Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 baaaad images spring to mind... Link to post Share on other sites
facehugging-chestbuster 0 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 "Do you like Blod?" Link to post Share on other sites
I'm An Extremely Bald Man 0 Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Perhaps it meant blood. Or perhaps not. I just got one come in with the subject line "Oh well she really liked it deep down her throat" I'm a bit busy now but will save that one for later. Link to post Share on other sites
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