misorano 1 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 I just got an email with the subject "If we meet I will go down on you". I've had all the viagra etc ones, so this was an interesting change. Any other goodies out there? Link to post Share on other sites
frannyo 2 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 "You want a harder penis. Get it here." Detachable perhaps? Link to post Share on other sites
sakebomb 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 "AUTHORITY TO CLAIM LATE:Sakebomb" It continues.... Dear Sakebomb, I AM Barrister Josai Koku,a solicitor at law and a personal attorney to Late Mr R K.Sakebomb,here in after shall be referred to as my client.My client worked as an independent contractor to the ShellDevelopment Company here in Lome Togo. On the 21st of April 2000 my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Nouvissi express Road and all occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. They promised me $9,500,000.00US, sounds tempting Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 Sakebomb: Sorry to hear about the loss of your loved ones. Invest soundly. Link to post Share on other sites
SnowJapan.Com#3 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 We get tons every day, will compile some of the subject lines.... Link to post Share on other sites
SnowJapan.Com#3 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Here's some that came in since yesterday: V-Shape HIM replicas are every lending tree never speak ever CONGRATULATIONS you won a penis Playing small cap Snow Japan Editor - Spread & Spray explicit images now online! I am better than viagra Oversized men in massive action Eminent imitation wrist pieces at your request! Theocritus Templeman Good for you Faysal Mckinny Really Works Good Electronic School Post - comparison about Prostate systems in 2005 Link to post Share on other sites
smellyfeet 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Any for smelly feet cures? Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 SJC3: What I want to know is how they know: A. I have a small willy. B. It doesn't get as much use as it should C. All my problems would be fixed with a replica rolex D. Every tinpot dicator's bank manager/lawyer in Africa knows me and wants to give me millions of dollars after they are unfortunately killed in a car crash/coup. I'll kill the bugger who told them. Link to post Share on other sites
peterson 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 I got one that had the subject line "I am going to sue you" They didn't. Link to post Share on other sites
sushi-scoffer 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 I got 4 mails the other day, each from a different address, each with the subject line: Your girfriend is not satisfied. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 sushi-scoffer nice one! Link to post Share on other sites
griller 9 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Got a good one today: Mystify your co-workers with one of our exclusive chronometers Link to post Share on other sites
sava 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 SJ.com: CONGRATULATIONS you won a penis that made me laugh out loud. Also, I notice a theme amongst your posts... Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Just got one which says "From Kaijin 20mensoh yori" at the subject line. Sounds as if it were a command from a boss to his/her followers to accomplish a program. Link to post Share on other sites
SnowJapan.Com#3 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 haha, just picking some out of the big mountain there, sava... just got this one The Next Gang-buster Growth stock? not sure what to make of that one. Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by misorano: "If we meet I will go down on you". And????? Don't leave us hanging here Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 20, 2005 Author Share Posted October 20, 2005 Sorry I deleted it. Link to post Share on other sites
TheOrange 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 I can't believe some nutters even open these mails, never mind actually respond!!! Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 20, 2005 Author Share Posted October 20, 2005 Not a title but in the body: Please be aware that if your foreskin is already tight or if your erection is already too hard and causes discomfort, you should consult the advice of your doctor before taking these pills, as the extra size could cause added discomfort Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I got one today POWER & RESPECT - Rolex Replica!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
sanjo 2 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I find the "names" of the "people" sending the mails quite amusing. Link to post Share on other sites
CunobelinusStrange 0 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Yeah some of those people have the strangest names Link to post Share on other sites
Roger's head 0 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 "Roger's Head, I'll give you Head". Link to post Share on other sites
frannyo 2 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 "Good sperms" Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 "scouser, did you know 67% of women are not happy with you?" Link to post Share on other sites
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