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BTW, Miso, a while back you mentioned that farting in public without embarassment makes you an oyaji (I think you said that), but I have been happily trumpeting away in public since I was a wee tike! \:D

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I've dropping clangers while on the lifts this season and then loudly scoulding my children. \:\)

 

I've also been kicked out of bed by the wife a few times. She doesn't realize talent when it's right in front of her (nose). wakaranai.gif

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Originally posted by Indosnm:
Gams, chotto... \:o
I only just saw that graph and on OCT 30th I was no where near an oyaji! Even when I turn 30 I won't be!
Sorry Indosnm, I thought you were already qualified...lol Still in your '20s?
But you know, age doesn't matter as people always say.
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Gam's oyaji qualifications.

 

# Approx.30 or older

Only just made that one, last week in fact.

 

# Have a big round belly.

nup

# Drink a lot without limit - what we call "zaru"

have done since I was 13, good ol binge drinking! (so does that mean I was an oyaji before my time?)

 

# Sneeze terribly

Nup

 

# Fart anywhere anytime

depends on the amount of protein I'm taking in..

 

C'mon Gams, you gotta come up with better guidlines before you can drag us into oyaji status!

 

when i hear oyaji, I think, beer gut, balding, glasses....ooooh. Who's that? ;\)

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