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I just read this article about teachers judging students by their name - and thinking up front who were the good kids and the bad ones.

 

Good list:

Kate, Gregory, Sean, Charlotte, Jamie, Daniel, Lucy, Isobel, Ben, Sam, Harpreet, Imran, Asam, Alice and Joseph

 

Bad list:

Bobbi-Jo, Kloe, K'tee, Kristopher, Jayne, Wayne, Charlie, Liam, Ryan

 

Jordan, K'tee, Kloe and Bobbi-Jo are all names to make some teachers' hearts sink, apparently.

 

 

Teachers have confessed to making snap judgements about children from their names on the register.

 

In a light-hearted debate on a teachers' website, they have listed the names they associate with problematic and charming pupils.

 

Poppys are seen as hyperactive, Kayleighs as a pain and Ryans as hard work, according to chat on the website of the Times Educational Supplement.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4274318.stm

 

Interesting subject. I know I often have some 'images' (?) associated with names - mostly based on people I know with that name even though obviously it has nothing to do with that new person.

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And my class mate Kelly Roots! (real name)! Unfortunate name, not sure if she did though!

 

Australian slang

 Quote:
Root (verb and noun) : synonym for f*ck in nearly all its senses: "I feel rooted"; "this washing machine is rooted"; "(s)he's a good root" . A very useful word in fairly polite company.
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At one school where I worked, I used to have to deal with a little bastard called 'Ikebe-kun'. A number of other teachers I mentioned this to felt there was something intrinsically sinister about the name.

 

I've also learned that people with 'Yone' in their names are to be avoided as far as possible.

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I think I remember seeing that too 2pints. Quite possibly Chief Grip Wanker, whatever a chief grip is.

 

I have a general preference for Japanese girls' names that don't end in 'ko'. There are a couple that have come close to having a disastrous appeal.

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For J-girl names I like Chiemi.

 

In H.S I can remember an auctioneer that advertised on a lot of park benches named Dick Long. I'm sure he got his fair share of prank calls.

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  • 4 weeks later...

Names in movie credits:

 

Thomas Wanker (The Day After Tomorrow)

Max Wanko (Alone in the Dark)

Jonathan Wank (visual effects in AI)

Kenny Wank (crew for Show And Tell)

Jordan M Wank (director of Devil Times Five)

Jeffrey Wank (crew for Thankyou For Smoking)

Wendy Wank (she won 2 Emmys for editing some US series).

 

Sound like a bunch of Wankers to me, them.

 

Gabriel Du Cunto (make up for Pirates of the Caribbean)

Arsen Diklic (Croatian screenwriter)

 

Others:

William Shite

Lou de Prijck

Prick James

Gordan ****ar

Joseph ****s

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