damian 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Which would win? Swatch Watch or Swiss Army Knife? vs. Link to post Share on other sites
kkk 7 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 If the competition was telling time, I reckon the Swatch would win. Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Slow day at work? We seem to have a conceptual malfunction, mission control. It's a Swiss army corkscrew. They come with some handy dandy extra stuff, but no contest. I don't need a watch to tell me when it's time to open the wine. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 The competition would consist of a variety of skills: linguistics, playing dominoes, cooking cold water fish, an egg-and-spoon race. The games would culminate in a fight to the death, although the Swiss Army Knife would have one of its blades tied behind its back. Slow day at work: yes. I went out on Saturday, first beer at lunch time, last one 19 hours later sometime Sunday morning. I didn't think I still had it in me, proud to see that I do. Cant remember everything, particularly the two bus rides we took from somewhere to somewhere else.... hmmmmm. Brain so far refusing to work on this Monday morning. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 The Swatch does not have a chance. Not that model anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 But the Swatch is clever, very smart. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 That knife looks menacing. That Swatch looks a bit geeky. I therefore declare the knife to be the winner. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 The watch will bide its time. The watch has hands (three indeed) - what use is a knife without a hand to wield it? Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 The knife has a maginfying glass so once the watch is pinned the knife can very slowly melt the plastic parts Link to post Share on other sites
Siem Reeves 0 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 i think the leatherman would squash them both Link to post Share on other sites
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