scouser 4 Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 Watch Dirty Sven on vid http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml (might be down by the time you see this though..... Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 He really is an annoying git isn't he. Knowing him, he will survive this one and get a raise (and maybe bonk a few hot chicks in the process). Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted January 16, 2006 Author Share Posted January 16, 2006 Quotes according to the sun SVEN GORAN ERIKSSON is back in the headlines for the wrong reasons again today. And here are the embarrassing revelations about England players he freely made to an undercover News of the World reporter. ON ASTON VILLA: "The chairman (Doug Ellis) is an old man today. He's sick." ON ENGLAND SKIPPER DAVID BECKHAM: "Beckham and I have a relationship like that (crossed his fingers). We are friends, but a lot of respect." ON WHEN BECKS WILL LEAVE REAL MADRID: "This season or next season. But if he already wants to leave then they would sell him... Monday I spoke to him about this. Not about Aston Villa. "He wants to come to England because he is a bit frustrated. "Because this is his third season never winning anything. And he can't see things going to be better. "Some of the big stars are getting older, like Roberto Carlos and (Zinedine) Zidane, and he has had five managers in three and a half years." ON MANCHESTER UNITED STRIKER WAYNE ROONEY: "It is his temper....he's come from a poor family. His father was a boxer....he could have been a boxer as well." ON NEWCASTLE'S RECORD BUY MICHAEL OWEN: "I talked to Michael Owen and said 'you are happy?' He said 'not really with the club, but economically I never earned that money in my life'. So they paid the salary more than Real Madrid did. "He said 'they gave me a house, they gave me a car, it's incredible'. They had to do it because in any other way he wouldn't have gone there." ON MANCHESTER UNITED DEFENDER RIO FERDINAND: "Dropped once, because he was not in shape. He is lazy sometimes." Eriksson is also filmed claiming he would walk out on England if they triumphed at Germany 2006. He said: "If we win the World Cup I will leave and say goodbye. "After five and a half years ... it's a long time to be England manager." And he also managed to irk Wales' fans. Asked if Manchester United winger Ryan Giggs would prefer to play for England, the Swede reportedly replied: "Yes, of course ... but he doesn't qualify for England." Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 What on earth kind of hold does he have over the FA??? It must be something big "While Eriksson made a round of contrite calls to his players to head off any dressing room tension, senior figures at the Football Association conducted a flurry of telephone conversations before letting it be known that his position as England boss was not in danger." Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Mahmood's other victims Freddie Shepherd and Douglas Hall, April 1998 The Newcastle United directors called northern women "dogs" and their £15m signing, Alan Shearer, "Mary Poppins", and bragged about brothels and prostitutes. They resigned only to be reinstated by the club. Johnnie Walker, April 1999 The Radio 2 DJ was filmed cutting cocaine at the Grosvenor House hotel and offering to hire prostitutes for the fake sheikh. He was fined £2,000 after pleading guilty to drug possession. Countess of Wessex, April 2001 Prince Edward's wife met the fake sheikh over a business lunch at the Dorchester. Indiscretions included calling William Hague "deformed", Cherie Blair "horrid" and Gordon Brown's budget "a load of pap". The incident led the countess to quit her high-flying PR job. Diane Abbott MP, May 2004 Mahmood posed as a member of a Kashmiri terror group and was invited to the Commons by Abbott. He tried to lure her to Dubai and offered a donation to aid his cause; Abbott refused both. Carole Caplin, June 2005 Cherie Blair's former style guru told Mahmood, posing as a potential client, that "Tony's in dire straits", calling him "overweight" and suggesting he drank too much. She also criticised Nigella Lawson and Delia Smith and called Gillian McKeith "ugly as ****". Princess Michael of Kent, September 2005 Mahmood posed as a property buyer to lure the princess, who suggested that Prince Charles had only married Diana as "a womb ... somebody to give him children". She also defended Prince Harry's choice of Nazi fancy dress. "He will never live it down," she said. "But I believe if he had been wearing the hammer and sickle there wouldn't have been so much fuss made. And yet what does a hammer and sickle stand for? Russia, Stalin." Link to post Share on other sites
jumpers for goalposts 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Good old Mahmood! Sven's defences are inpenetrable. Pity Englands aren't as well! Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Great handle, jumpers! Welcome.... who you support then? Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 jumpers for goalposts - those were the days, indeed! Sven is a total dick. That's it. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 It's all just total lunacy the whole Sven thing the last few years. Quote: Sven-Goran Eriksson will accept a £3m pay-off to step down as England coach after this summer's World Cup finals. (Daily Express, The Times) Link to post Share on other sites
jumpers for goalposts 0 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Huddersfield!! Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 Huddersfield?! Ace. Where are they now Coca-Cola? Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Quote: Arsene Wenger complained that the "sun had got in the eyes" of his team when it was really Everton who had got up their noses. Nice one Arse! Good one Everton. Everyone really is making it easy for us this season aren't they? One of my mates from Hull is into Huddersfield - they're 5th in CC Leauge 1 at the moment... unlike the Premiership it looks pretty tight up at the top there. Link to post Share on other sites
giggsy 0 Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Big game today Liverpool coming to Old Trafford. Will be going Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Getting a bit boring isn't it Shiny? I'm looking forward to the Liverpool lads going on to OT today though that should be a good watch. Probably end with a draw as well which plays in our hands. Just what has happened to Arsenal, Bag? Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted January 24, 2006 Author Share Posted January 24, 2006 happy with that game rach? I was all ready to turn it off and go to bed when Rio went and scored. And Neville went and bragged. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 That must have hurt. and bad old Nevs hey? Interesting read about Sven and how he will probably end up screwing as much as he can etc http://football.guardian.co.uk/Columnists/Column/0,4284,1694094,00.html Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 He likes to screw does Sven. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Souness for England! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Here here! (Are you serious?) Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 FA Cup, last 16 draw: Preston/Crystal Palace v Coventry/Middlesbrough Newcastle v Southampton Aston Villa v Manchester City Everton/Chelsea v Colchester Charlton v Brentford Liverpool v Manchester United Bolton v West Ham Stoke v Reading/Birmingham Bring it on Neville!! Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Where be Chelsea then? Oh well, can't not let someone else win something I suppose. Seriously, what's your take on Souness Mr Wiggles? Given enough chance? Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted February 3, 2006 Author Share Posted February 3, 2006 Well, he's gone now anyway enough chances or not! Link to post Share on other sites
ShinyDiscoBall 2 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 That was coming for a while Analysis, dah-dah.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/4673804.stm Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Better one here http://www.football365.com/opinion/f365_opinion/story_176006.shtml Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 Souness has loads of mates at the bbc so I wouldn't bother with their analysis. Ah well, let's hope we don't get our fifth choice manager this time.... Link to post Share on other sites
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