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That's right Sharon, only they don't go there when they're supposed to, and the villagers keep turning out to wave their little flags, and the team keeps not showing up. That'll probably be the last African anything they host in that little village.

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TODAYS TOP NEWS

 

Japan soccer team will be practising for 15 minutes at around 6 o clock, but it may be delayed to around 6:30 as they are still on their way.

 

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Ya know the real reason they're so eager is that they think that people from cameroon are distantly related to whales.

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Cameroons.

 

(hey, imagine if you were jewish and dislexic...macaroons becomes...)

 

I really miss skiing.

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Can you believe this is still nearly TOP NEWS on the telly. Where's Cameroon. They just showed a map of the world to explain to us viewers exactly where they are at present.

 

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Saw a news item last night that was just making out that non-Japanese are "ru-zu" (as in loose with time) and how, yappari, cultures are different and we Japanese are very punctual.

 

Was a terrible piece of broadcasting. They should be ashamed.

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Wizz, that's because Japan is unique in having four seasons which demands a certain amount of planning. If you don't get your rice in in spring, you starve. Hence, only the punctual survive.

 

With these other races, the bananas just grow on trees all year round so they're shiftless and can't get anywhere on time.

 

It also explains why they get good at football - they have time to practice whereas the Japanese are too busy planting rice.

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