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Just to think, when The Times start charging to use their site, I will be able to continue reading stuff like this Quote: She was a pretty young dancer who was in love and hoping for a marriage proposal. He was a handsome pop singer who had his heart set on stardom and was willing to sacrifice any hope of a lasting relationship. The 21-year-old Cliff Richard said that he had showbiz in his blood and would be lost without it when he broke his first girlfriend’s heart in a letter that ended their courtship. Now the contents have been made public after the death of Delia Pyle, born

Quote: Do any of your readers know if chimps drink tea anymore? Or move pianos? Good question!

What a shame that United were booted out of the CL. ( ) Here's the results from the weekend Blackburn 5 vs 0 Man Utd Livepool 0 vs 1 Fulham Chelsea 5 vs 0 Bolton Spurs 1 vs 0 Arsenal Or perhaps that just what I was hoping for.

Man with half a body defies the odds by 'fathering a child' Despite only having half a body, Kenny Easterday insists he can live the life of a normal man. Now he appears to have proved it after claiming he has fathered a child. Easterday, 35, was born with a rare condition called sacral agenesis, which prevented his spine from developing normally. When he was just six months old, doctors amputated Kenny's legs and used part of his shinbone to complete his partially-formed spine. Kenny is so small he can fit inside a suitcase but that hasn't stopped him playing pool, bowling,

Don't you find it at most places though, sand?

I thought is was a cracking game.

Haven't seen that many but I do know one or two homes that have urinals.

Quote: Wayne Rooney will be out injured for two to three weeks, the Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson said this morning. Rooney's injury was confirmed as a minor ligament strain by the club yesterday and Ferguson said in this morning's press briefing that the England international would be back within three weeks. That rules Rooney out of the second leg of the Champions League quarter-final against Bayern Munich but could enable him to return for the derby against Manchester City on 17 April.

Quote: and his life long battle with drug addiction I always wonder when I read that, how and why they put themselves in such asilly position. Apart from the obvious 'being dickheads', of course.

Quote: It all seemed rather pointless. Is one surprised, Wiggles-san? These programmes might start of (might) enlightening Japanese about foreign opinions on stuff, but end up just being like a shouting freak show and simply making the stereotypes stronger. That dumb 'doctor' talent woman ended the programme with the old classic "nihonjin to shite umarete yokatta" (I'm glad I was born Japanese) put-down/comment.

Never really got into Dads Army. Wouldn't mind checking all the Thunderbirds again though.

That one was good. Indo you mean the new one or an old one?

Originally Posted By: Go Native Shower every 2nd day that I'm at work. Rarely wash on days off work. In summer may up it to once a day on work days if it's particularly warm but that doesn't happen too often in Hokkaido. So on average 3 times a week. You smelly! At least 1 a day usually when I get back from work.

Too easy! +6 on GD too. No Rooney or Rio in the United lineup. Fancy Bolton to snatch at least one here.

Especially if you are Wigan

Fifa may well have overtaken PES the last 2 versions, but it's still a great game.

Mini blip

$35 million a year? That is just insane. (But great if you can get it!)

Where's Chelsea?! Some mistake!

Quote: dialup (???) from land phone Whats that all about thursday? The only trouble I seem to have is the internet gets moody when the phone rings.

Not impressed with the new Massive Attack though it is better than 100 Windows or whatever that last drearfest was. Sade looks like a sheman. Funny, I never though that before I came to Japan, she was just a slaphead then.

Revolutionalty Road. It's about a couple splitting up with Kate Winslet and directed by her hubby, who have, er, just split up.

Duck

Pies will jelly in them are just bloody awful. Yuck.

Becks wasthe only half decent player in the Milan team last night.