Jump to content

ShinyDiscoBall

SnowJapan Member
  • Content Count

    796
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by ShinyDiscoBall

  1. Quote:
    A secretive Middle East consortium has bid £1.5bn for Manchester United only to be firmly rejected by the club's owners, the Glazer family, it emerged last night.

    According to information passed to the Guardian this was one of several covert offers which have been made for the club, all valuing United at more than £1bn and all of them rebuffed.


    Honto!?
    One wonders why such sums turned down...
  2. We'll win and perhaps if Sunderland beat United too it will all be over by the end of tomorrow.

     

    As for United and Jose. I reckon Jose will be off to Real Madrid, got to get them notched up, then Fegrgie will retire at the end of next season at which time Jose will be off to United. Perhaps bringing Ronaldo back with him. Well, maybe not.

  3. This is what is doing the rounds. Perhaps total bollocks.

     

    Quote:

    I know we should use this site for genuine Chelsea news, and rumours are, well, just rumours, but today I received a very interesting phone call.

     

    A very good friend of mine, who actually works for TIA (thisisanfield.com) and has been a season ticket holder for 20 years, has informed me that Gerrard is in a spot of bother. Allow me to expand.

     

    Now I know this is all gossip, but bloody hell, this is awesome! And if it develops over the next week or two, Vital Chelsea will be at the cutting edge of news!

     

    Anyway, I digress. Gerrard is leaving Liverpool in the summer. Some of you may say that's not news, but the reason is. According to my friend, who I tell you WOULDN'T LIE, Stevie G has got some bird up the duff. And she's 16.

     

    Laughing yet? He told me more.

     

    Gerrard's other half, who is well known to be a bit of an 'explorer', is rumoured to be having an affair with Kris Commons, who is Derby County's midfield star, and also a pin-up good looking young fellow.

     

    Gerrard has been trying to do a JT and cover the whole thing up - after all, it doesn't look good does it? He's been in court and trying to get an embargo to stop the press getting onto this story. Trouble is, you're too late Steven. We've broke the story and you're knackered old son.

     

    Capello wouldn't be a happy chap if this got out, hence why ickle Stevie is doing his best to cover up the fact that he's got a 16 year old bird preggers (who has vowed to KEEP the baby) and his missus is doing the rounds with Derby's pin up boy.

     

    My informant, who BELIEVE ME is Liverpool through and through and would NEVER lie about this stuff (why on earth would he), says it's accepted at Anfield that he's off and will be leaving to go abroad. His life is in tatters here and he's doing a runner. Chelsea would never buy the man - he's not good enough for us (lol) - and the only other clubs in England who could afford him are City and United. Gerrard, bless his little cotton socks, wouldn't defect to Manchester, so he's on a plane after the World Cup to pastures new abroad.

     

    So folks, make of it what you will. But, I GUARANTEE YOU, he's off and us Chelsea fans won't have to face him again in a Liverpool shirt.

     

    Good riddance? Or is The Premiership losing a top player? Adios Stevie? I dunno, but one thing is for sure, if it happens, you heard it here first folks!

×
×
  • Create New...